Channing Tatum: Details February Cover Boy
Posted by Native NYker in alex pettyfer, channing tatum, joe manganiello, magic mike, matt bomer on January 22, 2012
Channing Tatum Struts his Stuff on Set of Son of No One
Hotness Channing Tatum graces the cover of the upcoming February issue of Details Magazine. And damn if he doesn’t look like two scoops of melts in your mouth yumness! We are over the rainbow at the prospects of seeing his upcoming shake-his-money-maker stripper flick “Magic Mike,” which incidentally stars a bevy of male hotness, including “White Collar’s” Matt Bomer, Adam Rodriguez, Alex Pettyfer, Matthew McConaughey and “True Blood’s” Joe Manganiello.
OMG! Lord help us.
The only thing that could make this flick any better than the wet dream it currently is is if they go and have a little bit of frontal full Monty. But we can’t hold our breath that long while deep throating so we won’t risk it – what can we tell y’all, we are talented but no aqua man.
We are left wondering how director Steven Soderbergh bypassed ingesting a little hot chocolate into the wide array of flavors in his flick… But we ain’t going to get all NAACP on him just yet. We are fully aware of the feared sentiment by some in these here United States on the topic of our brothers endowments folklore, so we will leave it alone for now & just say – IT’S NOT A MYTH Y’ALL! THE STORIES ARE TRUE YOU DUMB-ASSES, THERE ARE SOME THAT ARE THICKER THAN YOUR WRIST!
This flick doesn’t really have much middle ground to it – it will either be a HUGE hit (pardon the pun) or a terrible disaster $$$ wise.
We will do our part and buy a tix opening night & revisit for a few days thereafter – just to help it along is all cuz we are die-hard Tatum fans.
For preview purposes we have gone and compiled a few stills released to EW of the upcoming testosterone fueled strip-a-thon along with the Details cover. E-N-J-O-Y! Movie is expected to release this June so get those dollar bills ready!
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Heidi Klum and Seal Rumored Divorce on Horizon
Posted by Native NYker in divorce, heidi klum, seal, seperation, splitsville on January 21, 2012
Heidi and hubby Seal - guest performer of the night - show their silly side at Orphans Benefit
Say it ain’t so! Ebony & Ivory super couple, German one-time VS model turned Project Runway producer & host Heidi Klum and her crooner husband Seal are allegedly on the road to splits-ville.
The hottest interracial couple since the days of Josephine Baker and her band leader husband are reportedly separating and divorce papers are imminent – citing the proverbial irreconcilable differences as a cause.
Papers are expected to be filed sometime later this week, states RadarOnline - no word as yet on which of the two will do the honors bringing an end to the seven year marriage.
The couple have four children together – three since their marriage in 2005 and one brought into the relationship which Seal adopted.
Although neither of their reps have officially released a statement, the rumors are everywhere and with this much fanfare it is certainly based in truth.
The couple have not been seen together in public since January.
We hope against hope at this time that these rumors are baseless and that the expected announcement this week will be calling such rumors nothing more than rubbish!
Michael Fassbender: Cocked and Packing
Posted by Native NYker in george clooney, michael fassbender, nsfw, nude, nude pics, nudes, x men first class, x men first class premiere on January 21, 2012
Michael Fassbender at the X-Men: First Class NYC premiere
It’s been a week since George Clooney made his comment about Michael Fassbender’s sizable endowment and folks are still chatting about it. Hell, we don’t mind telling y’all that it got our attention right quick and before Clooney could finish with his colorful acceptance speech we were online pulling from a few choice full-frontal video grabs of the new Magneto letting it all hang out and swing!
Strange though, with those few choice words out of the mouth of a celebrated Hollywood icon, an otherwise serious and talented thespian who has not yet fully gone main stream, and is only now getting his due, has been catapulted into the stratosphere and is the talk of EVERYONE. Not to mention getting every vagina and gay man, across the world, deep in monologue about getting their mouths around that club.
Ok, so yeah, we know Fassbender from his roles in the X-Men: First Class, Jane Eyre and 300 flicks. But Sadly, he skipped the step and repeat at X & we only managed to obtain one frame of the Irish-German soon to be 35 yr old. But we were paying attention!
Of Course the German portion of that aforementioned heritage coupling fully explains his third leg and would hardly necessitate Clooney’s statement!
We’ve done a little bit of research on the matter…
Now, we haven’t as yet gotten a chance to screen Shame – the much touted film from where the grabs originate – but make no mistake about it, it’s on our Netflix que!
Fassbender can presently be seen in Haywire and is next slated to star in Prometheus, opposite Charlize Theron and Patrick Wilson and Twelve Years a Slave, opposite Brad Pitt. He is also gracing the present issue of The Hollywood Reporter cover with photos’ by Brian Bowen Smith
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Antonio Biaggi Davila: Perfect Puerto Rican Porn Papi
Posted by Native NYker in antonio biaggi davila, barebacking, gay, gay porn, nsfw, nude, nude pics, raw sex on January 15, 2012
Gay porn sensation Antonio Biaggi Davila lets it swing!
“Gay sex is hot!” Those immortal words were delivered by Debra Messing to an international prime time audience during her tenure on the hit ABC comedy “Will & Grace.” No truer statement has ever been spoken on the topic. And that’s a fact. Factor in a Latin trait, like that of gay adult porn-god Antonio Biaggi Davila, and don’t be surprised if you find yourselves articulating that very sentiment in foreign tongues.
But before we delve to deep – as this iconic adult entertainer clearly likes to do with his boys – Davila is really just a simply and normal guy. A Florida resident who hails from the Caribbean island of Puerto Rico with a smile as warm as the waters surrounding his native island. He sports a shaved head, has a swimmers build, a go-tee mustache, is 33 years old and has two dogs who prefers to entertain at home as opposed to clubbing it. He is easily a point person for the embodiment of Latino sex appeal who can back up his obvious swagger. Oh, and he likes to cook!
Marriage material? Definitely.
The not so immediate discernible trait and what separates him from the rest is – brace yourselves – that he packs an impressive endowment reportedly measuring eleven inches, with girth to compliment its sizable length – uncut! We haven’t personally measured it (although we’d gladly volunteer) but have witnessed it on film enough times to believe it.
Damn, papi! We are on our knees…
That he happens to star in the ever controversial bareback films arena with production company’s like Machofucker, Rawstrokes, SX Video and Treasure Island Media, to name a few, is merely a side note and a means to an end, he tells us. Davila also works with safe-sex studios like Lucas Entertainment.
His grounded mentality, however, outweigh the accumulating accolades stemming from being one of the most coveted active tops in the bareback industry. Presently, Davila is nominated for three 2012 Raven’s Eden Awards – Best Actor (Top) in a Gay/All male release; Best Fetish Star in a Gay/All Male Release & Best Bareback star in a Gay/All Male Release.
Intrigued about the man behind the bilingual trash talk in his scenes? So were we!
We humbly asked the man who stirs our saliva glands at the mere thought of pushing the play button for a Q&A and, to our joyous emissions, papi said yes! And with an orgasmic result Davila earnestly, humurously and candidly tackles his interest in the raw genre, family, dating and what turns him on sexually about his bottoms!
Get yourselves into a relaxed position and break out the lube.
RTnM: How did you find yourself in the adult gay bareback porn industry?
ABD: I always wanted to be part of a bareback movie.
RTnM: What interests do you have outside of the business?
ABD: I love to cook, DJ and I’m a history tour guide. I also study Architecture.
RTnM: Do you ever think about a time when you won’t be able to or want to continue in the sex industry? What direction will you take?
ABD: I always think [about] when I will stop making movies, but its a great experience. I’ll be happy to move to some thing else – a normal life [perhaps].
RTnM: What would be a normal life to you?
ABD: It depends; I love having parties at my house. I’m not a club guy.
RTnM: A lot of entertainers in the industry moonlight escorting and go-go dancing – is this something you take part in?
ABD: I don’t do [go-go] dancing because I don’t like it. And my rate is too high. So I’ve only done very few appearances.
RTnM: Where do you see yourself transitioning into when this is all said and done?
ABD: I just started working cooking for a restaurant and I would like to have my deserts [offered] in the restaurant and other establishments.
RTnM: Does the industry interfere with your personal life (ie: dating, relationships, et al)?
ABD: Yes, it’s very difficult to date since everyone [tends to] get jealous. They don’t understand that it’s work. But for the rest of my life, its just fun.
RTnM: What part of the business is your least favorite?
ABD: Filming! Hahaha. It’s long sessions and most of the time the models aren’t my type. But its work.
RTnM: Tell us what is your “type”? describe him?
ABD: I have many types of men I like – from Latinos to white guys. What I like most is body hair and masculinity. My FAVE thing is personality – not looks. So much so that even in my friends it’s personality that speaks to me.
RTnM: Actors like Barrett Long, Ben Andrews and Chad Hunt have had a fair amount of success in mainstream gigs – modeling, cameos & runway – is this something you want to pursue?
ABD: I actually did modeling when I was younger. I haven’t been asked lately, but I don’t know why it hasn’t happened; I guess I have too many things in hand and too little time.
RTnM: What is your favorite lube?
ABD: Astroglide, but they don’t pay me for [endorsement] promotion. Hahaha.
RTnM: Do you prefer your “bottom” guy to be tight or accommodating?
ABD: I like open holes! I don’t like tight asses. Many guys tell me ‘I have a tight ass,’ and that is a turn off for me.
RTnM: Is there a specific passive guy you want to work with or top?
ABD: Not really. I don’t follow any models [in the industry.]
RTnM: If you could have your pick of any celebrity guy to put on all fours and top, who would it be?
ABD: John Stamos! I think he is sexy as hell.
RTnM: Of all the scenes you have filmed, which has been your all time favorite & why?
ABD: My fave movie may have been To The Last Man. It was a great experience. A big production and not only in porn but it had a plot and felt like [what] a Hollywood movie would be like.
RTnM: Has there ever been a guy who just couldn’t take you on?
ABD: Yes, there have been. [But] its ok, I like to get blowjobs, so that is good.
RTnM: Have you ever simply wanted to mount a guy and make him take you?
ABD: Yeah!
RTnM: Do you have any input with the production companies on who you are partnered with?
ABD: No, I don’t get to choose. The director puts you with the models and that’s why they say this is a job, not a dating site.
RTnM: Have you ever taken “work” home with you or dated an on-screen partner off-camera?
ABD: Only once. I dated a model for like a week. Hahahaha.
RTnM: The bareback side of the business appears to be going strong and is very popular?
ABD: It’s a BIG industry.
RTnM: Do you have concerns about STD’s working in bareback films?
ABD: Yes, I always worry about STD’s and other stuff, but actually I can get HIV or a STD in any [encounter or] situation, not only in [making porn] movies. I also worried about getting [skin] cancer but that does not stop me from going to the beach.
RTnM: So what do you say (or would say) to people who are against bareback porn?
ABD: I think they are stupid and hypocrites since most people have done BB at one point in there lives and every one can choose what they want to do. Most people like BB [films] and they have more followers than the condom movies. We are all adults and we know what [we want] to do. I watch horror movies [but] that does not mean that I will be a serial killer. It’s the same in porn – it’s entertainment and you choose, in your [private] life, what you want to do. People need to mind there own shit.
RTnM: Police Officer Mike Verdugo experienced some heavy repercussions from his time in S&M soft-core films – are you ever concerned about being recognized outside of the industry?
ABD: No, I don’t have any problems. I’m from Puerto Rico and it’s more conservative [on the island] but people know what I do and they support me. I don’t care what people think. All I care about is that my family knows and they [understand]. I have also been lucky and know I’ve always had great jobs. Porn is porn and my personal life – it’s separate.
RTnM: What is a day off from porn like for you?
I work at the restaurant only 4 to 6 days a month. It’s really great. I like doing some different things.
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French & Saunders: Absolutely Fabulous Till This Day!
Posted by Native NYker in abfab, absolutely fabulous, bbc, french & saunders, jennifer saunders, joanna lumley on January 14, 2012
Jennifer Saunders' brings AbFab back for an end of 2011 two episode run
The number of priceless Absolutely Fabulous TV moments are countless. There are no other duos out there presently that can pull off such over the top comedy while delivering political undertones applicable to society of yesterday, today and likely tomorrow, like the French & Saunders team can muster. So lets just admit the obvious – Joanna Lumley and Jennifer Saunders are geniuses.
We got the opportunity to sit our asses down and click play on their new two episode special installments of the long running classic – just two episodes – and were immediately in stitches. It was like they never stopped – if it only lasted under two hours.
Seriously, they are like Sade – timeless. Not a wrinkle nor a loss of pitch.
Theirs’ is a talent and a theme that never gets old, never looses its timing and never looses the talent of their imaginative writers. Many have tried to copy it – Roseanne anyone – but none have achieved it!
C’est pas possible.
On a personal position, we live for the over-the-top presentation of sheer delusion that Edina and Patsy reside within. Excess and frivolous spending, sprinkled with a few pills and washed down with some bubbly. What the hell is there not to like, sweetie?
Our only disappointment is that it was merely a two episode special brought about by the kind graces of the BBC.
We would kindly like to petition French & Saunders to be obligated to serve time putting these styled annual revisits together every year! It would only be right. And this would give us a definitive reason to turn on our flat screens – say nothing of justifying paying for one…
So a big merci to Lumley & Saunders for bestowing us with such a gift and here’s to their continued returns.
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Jake Gyllenhaal: Do I Make You Horny?
Posted by Native NYker in jake gyllenhaal, naked, nsfw, nude, nude pics on January 10, 2012
Alleged Jake Gyllenhaal Nude Surfaces on Line Post Grace Jones Pose
Perusing the unmentionable online destinations we stumbled upon this here alleged pic of hotness Jake Gyllenhaal, in all his glory. The posting was accompanied by a statement professing its unquestionable authenticity. No word or mention of the purported source or how the photo became public.
Hmmmm.
We went in for a detailed look and upon closer inspection one can say it bares a remarkable likeness – yes, it’s something that can be achieved via Photoshop, we know. But the hair, grin and body – circa Prince of Persia and Love & Other Drugs – would all substantiate believe-ability. This could be R-E-A-L y’all! And the notable circumcision would lend itself as hard concrete evidence, not to mention applicable.
But for all tense and purposes we will maintain ALLEGED.
We like ourselves some G! How can we not? He’s handsome. Talented. A boy next door type of the chosen persuasion – unlike ourselves. Yes, that would suggest we are of the uncut and uncensored portion of society, but hell if we don’t think diversity is the splice of life!
But les we digress further, we will return to the photo in hand.
Curiously, the pic with the alleged Gyllenhaal likeness in the iconic Grace Jones’ position was quickly denounced by his team. Too much of a protest for a fake, we think… This here full-frontal, however, has not received any such objection, that we are aware of… (Please correct us if we are wrong!)
Interesting? Perhaps.
We can’t help but recall a certain Kwanten photo, which we posted, that subsequently resulted in an official statement from the True Blood sex kitten’s team unequivacably denying the photo’s authenticity. (Same photo which the charming folks at HuffPost commented on and wrongfully credited to an alternate source.) Dumbasses.) But what does come to mind in reviewing this here alleged Gyllenhaal full monty depiction is how little we care whether or not it’s real!
And dare we say, we are not alone!
Why fuck with the fantasy is our continued position! (Call us cheap, depraved, perverted, lustful – we’ll take it! And take it well.)
And in the end, there is little wrong with nudity.
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