Mary Hamer: Joran Van Der Sloot Guardian Lunatic
Posted by Native NYker in anderson cooper, aruba, convicted killer, joran van der sloot, mary hamer, the netherlands on January 27, 2012

Mary Hamer defends her support of confessed killer Joran van der Sloot on Anderson Cooper
Ordinarily we don’t comment on the rules of attraction of other folks, regardless of how wayward they may seem. Who are we to judge is our official position. But Mary Hamer’s self designated sponsoring of confessed Dutch killer Joran van der Sloot is simply too much to withstand. To put it simply, this bitch is out of control!
In an upcoming Anderson Cooper interview, exclusively excerpted at Radar Online, Hamer righteously and adamantly appears to defend the confessed killer who is now sentenced to 28 years in a Peruvian prison, likening him to that of Gandhi and MLK! No, seriously y’all.
We would go the route of Hitler, but who are we to judge…
If we weren’t otherwise bemused by the apparent conviction and moral stance depicted in the video, we would swear Ms. Thing has visited one too many Dutch coffee shop in her time and is now suffering from uncontrolled flash-backs of an unsavory kind.
It’s not enough that reports have the Florida native shelling out tens of thousands of her own $$$ to fund Sloot’s mounting legal costs, medical attention and subsequent appeal. But now she wants to take to a public soap-box and preach his innocence although he has reportedly confessed in great detail.
And to hear her say it, this has nothing to do with personal sexual proclivities! Although she readily admits to welcoming him into her home as a peace treaty of sorts.
We, personally, love the uncut and uncensored variations of The Netherlands – yum and tasty they are – but we would personally advise her to redirect her focus towards a less psychotic sort of youngens.
Unlike an individual who, in all likelihood off’ed that pretty blond teen in Aruba not too many years back and walked scott-free only to be caught on hidden camera in his native land confessing to it sometime later.
But dare we also say that if that is what she truly wants, then she should, by all means, get whats coming to her – beach-side.
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Channing Tatum: Details February Cover Boy
Posted by Native NYker in alex pettyfer, channing tatum, joe manganiello, magic mike, matt bomer on January 22, 2012

Channing Tatum Struts his Stuff on Set of Son of No One
Hotness Channing Tatum graces the cover of the upcoming February issue of Details Magazine. And damn if he doesn’t look like two scoops of melts in your mouth yumness! We are over the rainbow at the prospects of seeing his upcoming shake-his-money-maker stripper flick “Magic Mike,” which incidentally stars a bevy of male hotness, including “White Collar’s” Matt Bomer, Adam Rodriguez, Alex Pettyfer, Matthew McConaughey and “True Blood’s” Joe Manganiello.
OMG! Lord help us.
The only thing that could make this flick any better than the wet dream it currently is is if they go and have a little bit of frontal full Monty. But we can’t hold our breath that long while deep throating so we won’t risk it – what can we tell y’all, we are talented but no aqua man.
We are left wondering how director Steven Soderbergh bypassed ingesting a little hot chocolate into the wide array of flavors in his flick… But we ain’t going to get all NAACP on him just yet. We are fully aware of the feared sentiment by some in these here United States on the topic of our brothers endowments folklore, so we will leave it alone for now & just say – IT’S NOT A MYTH Y’ALL! THE STORIES ARE TRUE YOU DUMB-ASSES, THERE ARE SOME THAT ARE THICKER THAN YOUR WRIST!
This flick doesn’t really have much middle ground to it – it will either be a HUGE hit (pardon the pun) or a terrible disaster $$$ wise.
We will do our part and buy a tix opening night & revisit for a few days thereafter – just to help it along is all cuz we are die-hard Tatum fans.
For preview purposes we have gone and compiled a few stills released to EW of the upcoming testosterone fueled strip-a-thon along with the Details cover. E-N-J-O-Y! Movie is expected to release this June so get those dollar bills ready!
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Heidi Klum and Seal Rumored Divorce on Horizon
Posted by Native NYker in divorce, heidi klum, seal, seperation, splitsville on January 21, 2012

Heidi and hubby Seal - guest performer of the night - show their silly side at Orphans Benefit
Say it ain’t so! Ebony & Ivory super couple, German one-time VS model turned Project Runway producer & host Heidi Klum and her crooner husband Seal are allegedly on the road to splits-ville.
The hottest interracial couple since the days of Josephine Baker and her band leader husband are reportedly separating and divorce papers are imminent – citing the proverbial irreconcilable differences as a cause.
Papers are expected to be filed sometime later this week, states RadarOnline - no word as yet on which of the two will do the honors bringing an end to the seven year marriage.
The couple have four children together – three since their marriage in 2005 and one brought into the relationship which Seal adopted.
Although neither of their reps have officially released a statement, the rumors are everywhere and with this much fanfare it is certainly based in truth.
The couple have not been seen together in public since January.
We hope against hope at this time that these rumors are baseless and that the expected announcement this week will be calling such rumors nothing more than rubbish!
French & Saunders: Absolutely Fabulous Till This Day!
Posted by Native NYker in abfab, absolutely fabulous, bbc, french & saunders, jennifer saunders, joanna lumley on January 14, 2012

Jennifer Saunders' brings AbFab back for an end of 2011 two episode run
The number of priceless Absolutely Fabulous TV moments are countless. There are no other duos out there presently that can pull off such over the top comedy while delivering political undertones applicable to society of yesterday, today and likely tomorrow, like the French & Saunders team can muster. So lets just admit the obvious – Joanna Lumley and Jennifer Saunders are geniuses.
We got the opportunity to sit our asses down and click play on their new two episode special installments of the long running classic – just two episodes – and were immediately in stitches. It was like they never stopped – if it only lasted under two hours.
Seriously, they are like Sade – timeless. Not a wrinkle nor a loss of pitch.
Theirs’ is a talent and a theme that never gets old, never looses its timing and never looses the talent of their imaginative writers. Many have tried to copy it – Roseanne anyone – but none have achieved it!
C’est pas possible.
On a personal position, we live for the over-the-top presentation of sheer delusion that Edina and Patsy reside within. Excess and frivolous spending, sprinkled with a few pills and washed down with some bubbly. What the hell is there not to like, sweetie?
Our only disappointment is that it was merely a two episode special brought about by the kind graces of the BBC.
We would kindly like to petition French & Saunders to be obligated to serve time putting these styled annual revisits together every year! It would only be right. And this would give us a definitive reason to turn on our flat screens – say nothing of justifying paying for one…
So a big merci to Lumley & Saunders for bestowing us with such a gift and here’s to their continued returns.
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