Kidman’s Fashion Faux Pas


I live for the ensembles goddess Nicole Kidman dons for red carpet events.

Be it Gucci, Chanel, Dior or Lacroix – GIRL is the undisputed queen of couture! But with great power comes unsustainable responsibility leading to a great fall from fashion grace – and it all goes to shit.

At last nights’ “Australia” premiere, here in NY, my tickle at what Ms. Kidman would present had me unsteady. And then she arrived looking the dowdy malnourished stepsister from a wayward Tim Burton Disney adaptation. I couldn’t believe my eyes.

From the moment I looked away from her face (flawless!) and onto her knee-length sequin gold and black dress (painful!) and I reached her shoes (enter gasp here!) I all but dropped my grip on my camera, hit my eye with the flash and choked on my own spit! ‘Lord, I can’t go on,’ I heard myself shout. “What’s wrong,” asked a fellow fotog. ‘It’s hurting my eyes!’ I responded. ‘Make it stop…’

I don’t know where to look for solace at this point! This is beyond cruel and unusual punishment… Whatever I did, Nicky – I swear I won’t do it again. Just make it stop

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