Beyonce Tops Tix Sales


The stalker thriller pseudo rip-off of “Fatal Attraction” starring horse-headed Beyonce, here pictured at The Letterman Show recently, topped box-office tix sales this weekend with $28 million.

“Obsessed” debuted at number 1, while twink-a-licious Zac Efron’s “17 Again” slipped to 2nd place and Channing Tatum’s “Fighting” entered in 3rd.

I know Beyonce wont hold the premiere slot next weekend! But I presently have to eat my own words as I thought the theater going public would see the flick for what it is…

How wrong I am…! Lord help us. She will next be looking to star in a remake of some Shakespeare.

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