People always go on about being chubby and/or nerdy back in their childhoods. And we never believe them – not really.Well here is proof positive on Ryan Seacrest!
As my friend Mike over at DListed points out – he looks like one more fat metal-mouthed lesbian. (I added the metal-mouthed part.)
Seriously, he looks like one of those kids that will watch you eating and ask you if you are going to finish your dessert half way through it.
I swear this photo explains a whole lot where Seacrest is concerned.
He may have shed the fat (or simply hides those love handles really well in tight fitting clothing,) but I would venture to guess that this is the driving force behind the over-achieving megalomaniac Seacrest conglomerate.
You can run from this Sea, but he will always be looking to catch up to you sugar.











