Reports have been blaring on Parasite Hilton’s breakup with what his name. Who cares really?

But on the tail end of these reports comes word from the West Coast that the girl that has more mileage than a Toyota Hybrid, here pictured at the FiFi Awards, allegedly hooked up with Ronaldo Cristiano – the Soccer player, last night/early this morning.

Evidently Ronaldo was seen leaving her “place” round 5 a.m.! Surprisingly, he didn’t pass someone else on the way out…

I don’t usually get twisted over the hook-ups of others… Hell if good, bad or indifferently I don’t applaud getting some!

But somehow it being Parasite does cause a twinge in the pit of my stomach… I hope he doubled up on the prophylactics. Just saying…