The CFDA Awards are 2nd only to The Met Gala. Unfortunately, the publicity team coordinating the event have fully ran with that fact and have emerged far from the considerate type.

After making the some dozen or so photogs they deemed unworthy of credentialing wait in the rain some two hours, the fake blond in the lead simply dismissed the crew with a disdainful commentary consisting of “the event is starting and it would be to disruptive to have you enter the tent.”

She threw in the insincere “I’m sorry,” and walked off rolling her eyes into the back of her head. Never mind that there was room and a half to spare both front and second row. (Nice highlights, you skank!)

But one must make due and that we did. Thanks in large part to one pap-per who diplomatically debated the hours spent in the rain with the NYPD and he kindly relented with a small make shift arrivals area near the drop off point, and we were in business.

Not a moment to spare and with rain abated, twink hotness Taylor Lautner presented himself doing his kind duty in a well fitted suit and struck a pose for the ogling bunch! Hands down winner of the yummiest in attendance. Thanks Tay!