Chris Daughtry provided the hotness that pussy Justin Timberlake couldn’t see himself to bestow to the awaiting press line at the UJA Federation Honors luncheon, held at The Pierre Hotel, yesterday.

The punk ass JT would only allow himself to be photographed by the “house” guy. No matter really as I still haven’t forgotten his scheisty maneuvers during the Janet “wardrobe malfunction” Jackson broohaha.

Seriously, what upstanding man runs and lets a woman bare the grunt of weighty public scrutiny knowing full well it was rehearsed choreography? A pussy, that’s who!

But all was not lost. There is something quite alluring about a shaved head!