The princess of all media – Perez Hilton, has gone and allegedly gotten himself a beat down by Black Eyed Peas member and actor, Will I Am.
And what does Princess Perez do? She goes and Twitters it! That bitch is nothing if not a capitalist.
Perez: “I’m in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please. I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke.”
His Twit continued a few moments later with: “Still waiting for the police. The bleeding has stopped. I need to document this. Please, can the police come to the SoHo Met Hotel. I spoke to my lawyer. I really need to talk to the authorities. Please come to the SoHo Met Hotel. Have called the police. Need them here.”