Justin Long is anything but in the endowment department, according to an undisclosed crew member on the set of his new film “Going the Distance.”

This bit of news is rather odd coming from someone making their living in part to the stars of the film: Drew Barrymore, Justin Long and Christina Applegate.

The story told is that when time came for a love scene with Barrymore and Long, cuteness was anything buy shy and went full frontal.

The same crew member, standing in the street for the take, observed Long from the driveway standing in the window and registered his endowment for commentary. Discreet, no?

Not being present myself, but having ample knowledge of the male – form from years of research, I quickly offered my take on the matter: Long could be a grower and not a shower! Never mind the distance involved!

But truth is that most hetero guys think theirs is the biggest willy ever packaged.

In the end I concluded that this particular crew dude’s locker room talk was likely the demonstration of bitterness over his own shortcomings and Long not only being hotness, reportedly banging Barrymore off camera but making more coins than he will see schlepping lighting equipment. Just my own observation on the matter.