The talentless skank known as Kim Kardashian has split from her running back footballer beau – Reggie Bush, confirms her rep to People.

As I type I try to reconcile what her actual claim to fame has been – other than some embarrassing half assed attempt at a home sex-tape with rapper – Ray J. – a dude not endowed enough to film.

But somehow or other she has maintained her “personality” status and is a darling of the tabloid rags.

I swear it isn’t enough that folks pay her to do drive by’s at their events – I kid you not, girl walks in one door and out the other not a moment after the photos and soundbites are done – but we now have to endure her “rep” addressing her intimate endeavors.

Well, I wish I could say I am saddened by this news… But other than to relate on the grounds of tasting chocolate myself, I feel nothing.