There are few things that can get a homo to deviate from a racing to a runway presentation. Hotness Matt Damon is one of those things.
So when my good friend McG called and informed me Damon would be premiering his new film “The Informant,” based on the book of the same title, at Ziegfeld Theater last night, I held on to my crotch with one hand, steered my car with my left knee and dialed Warner Bros with the right to request a credential for the arrivals line! All this while biting my bottom lip.
Now, I don’t mind telling you that I think the Boston native is one piece of hotness. I would gladly do things to him that only the English do with the lights off. And I have no qualms about his wife watching – if she is so inclined (hey, she might take after the Brits as well so why discriminate…)
Couple those looks of his (I’d find a way to pro-create for that!) and his talent and without a doubt the runway show be damned!
Other notable attendees: Scott Bakula, Melanie Lynskey, Tom Papa, Anthony Mackie, Michael Strahan with Nicole Murphy and Alice Braga.