Samantha Burke debuts Sophia Lee – her love child with Jude Law, on the cover of UK’s Hello! Magazine.

The tabloid has reportedly paid some $300,000 for the exclusive photos/interview and was the highest bidder according to the Daily Mail.

We all know how much Brits gobble up this shit – like it was earth shattering news or the re-emergence of a long ago extinct volcano and not simply two adults who fucked bareback and “accidentally” procreated.

And that brings me to the richest part of the Mails story… A source is quoted as stating that “Samantha may have got pregnant by accident but she’s a smart businesswoman. The child has rarely left the house since her birth and when Samantha has had to take her out for some reason or the other, her face is carefully covered.”

“Accident?” What fucking accident? An accident is when the light is red and the road is clear but you still get hit by a cyclist as you cross the interception. Or sticking your hand in your sneakers only to be stung by a spider who was keeping itself warm in your smelly shoe! You fuck without a condom and, as a heterosexual, the likelihood of you getting knocked up is pretty standard science. More-so if your ass is out looking to get knocked up by the likes of Jude Law – and I would be!

As for the “smart businesswoman” part. That’s subjective. Cuz she could have kept that baby under further wraps for a few more months and gotten a higher offer. But clearly she has a problem keeping things closed!