So much has been made about the Levi Johnson Playgirl photos that even if he had dropped trou and revealed himself a white Mandingo, it would have still have resulted anti-climactic. You can’t live up to hype!
The fact that he did in fact drop trou only to get all modest and cover the goods with a towel and his hands as well as turn the other cheek – so to speak – is only befitting an end. The front package might be small enuf to cover with the palms of his hands cupped together but the ass… There’s always the passive role available!
I can’t say I didn’t want to get an eyeful of the rod that impregnated the teen daughter of a would have been VP (LMAO,) but yeah, I did want to see it! There I said it!
Although it certainly isn’t for comparisons – I’m well proportioned, thank you very much. Nor was it for any other reason than to see for myself how he wouldn’t size up to the story! And maybe get to see one from Alaska…
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