Twas the night b4 X-Mas and all through the house the only creature stirring was this dumb mouse.
The sleeping pill had worn off and the chill started taking hold, so what what was left to do but to turn on the stove.
Dishes were done, the pill was downed and the Charlie Brown tree, twinkled – so there was no frown.
All he could think of that was left on the plate was to send y’all the message - whether its Kwanza, Hannukah, X-Mas or an Epiphany, drink top shelf, be a ho and get to bed late.
A merry tidings to you and all of yours.