Train wreck Paris-ite Hilton – you know, the girl that’s had as many visitors as the city – stopped by The Late Show w/ David Letterman yesterday and all seemed right with the world.
She may be talentless but she can round up a press line quicker than Obama.
Dressed in a blue sequined Jane mini-dress (that’s a one-shoulder), she glittered like a Studio 54 disco ball found in the back of Ian Schraeger’s closet with a flashlight.
Say what I can about the celebutard, I can’t take away the fact that she is a great photo-op. Letterman’s other guests however – Sarah Silverman and Jeremy Renner, both bolted out of the building like someone was holding a lit match to their asses and made a wild dash to their waiting SUV’s – ignoring the pleas for a photo. Wow!
Oddly enough, Silverman is presently ”busy” promoting some new comedy show on some non-watched cable channel. She’s a pro that one is… And I don’t think you are funny, you skank.












