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Bruce Willis Nuzzles Emma Heming at Cop Out World Premiere in NY

Here is Bruce Willis nuzzling at the earlobe of his child bride, model – Emma Heming, 32, at the world premiere of his new flick “Cop Out,” in NYC a few days ago.

As someone who sees nothing wrong with May/December relationships, I can only bitch about her good fortune in snagging herself a shaggable father figure with bank.  At 54 years of age, Willis is still oozing sex appeal with enough bad boy thrown in to make a roll on some silk sheets eventful.  (Don’t hold that thought against us…)

True that Willis managed to spawn one of the ugliest children – Rumor Willis – with Demi Moore, one of prettiest woman around.  But why hold that against so much purchasing power?

The couple will celebrate their first anniversary in March.  “Cop Out” will be in theaters Friday.