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Ex-porn model Nick Gruber (aka Aaron Skyline) finds a new position as Calvin Klein’s new piece

Cuz there is nothing more important going on in the world than what 20 year old ex-porn model Calvin Klein is practicing deviant acts with, here goes our  take.  We simply had to chime in.

Gawker busted with the raw correlation between Calvin Klein’s new twink-a-licious piece – Nick Gruber (aka Aaron Skyline on NextDoorMale.com) and his porn endeavors in all its variations – as recent as this past January.

From porn to private piece.  A damn good step up we might point out.  And that tidbit has lit the web faster than a double dose of Viagra could could affect your libido.

We don’t quite see what the hoopla is about, but given that most of us couldn’t make it in porn no how these days, we reckon there is a razzle-dazzle aspect to the tale.

Lets face it, you gotta have a big dick, a bubble-licous ass, worked out physique, be photogenic – that’s a whole lot to live up to damn it…  Andn in Gruber’s case the ass is ripe.

Who cares that he went & had a slew of word done to get what he wasn’t born with…

Now, we readily admit to having put in a little bit of time to procure the un-censored pics – not to mention this here video clip below – but that don’t mean we are bitter or nothing.  If admittedly a tad bit jealous!

Think of the clothes… The parties…  The snow!  (Don’t act like you’re all surprised!  Klein hoover capability rumor run rampant around town…)

Yes, Mr. Klein once cruised us in the Mercer Hotel lobby.  But NO, nothing came of it – he is too old for us and clearly we are too old for him.

And truth be told we much prefer a little more flavor to our piece…

We just simply compiled this cuz we wholeheartedly love porn and the boy’s body is something!  Not to mention that we are quite tickled that this coupling is in your face about it.

And all BS aside, lets face it – at 20, even with a porn past, that piece is still tight!  Congrats to the happy couple.

Click here to see Calvin Klein celebrates his boy-toys 21st birthday.