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Naomi Campbell - photographed at the annual Met Gala - laments her life and the void on Oprah

This is too fucking rich to let slide.  For real.  Supermodel Naomi Campbell laid it on thickly during her appearance on Oprah - which coincides with NY’s famed Fashion Week. 

The repeat is so thick in fact, that it appeared her time in front of a studio filled with average middle class women was fueled by an endless stream of tears about her life – interspersed with video montages of her daily routines, which include working out, red carpet appearances, skiing with her man and spa-treaments – and the void her jet-setting ways have left the now pushing 40 catwalk-er experiencing.

With her current Russian beau in the audience – at times looking mortified – the British cover-girl – who was 1st introduced to the United States all those years ago in a Boy George video – pointed out how, although her life might appear glamorous jetting from NY to Milan to Paris to London, then off to Cote d’Azur and attending every possible red carpet event available the world over from South Africa to Dubai, New York and beyond, after 60 or so runway shows is left with “no one around the next day.”

Hmmmm….

My heart is chattered for this bitch.  I will not be able to function for the pain I presently feel knowing how hard life is for the cell-phone wielding, uppity skank who has slept with more men than a gay man has hooked up with on Manhunt and who has always behaved like she shits gold and it smells like roses in a field daisies!  And you ain’t good enuf to smell it.

I can’t take it!  With folks loosing their jobs left and right, people who don’t have clean water to drink, an AIDS epidemic in Africa and natural disasters leaving entire communities homeless and without their families, this bitch is busy trying to sell a ‘woe is me’ trip cuz she only just learned how to swim (she has no body fat and thus can’t float) or that she only learned how to ski a year and a half ago. 

Holy Shit!

This is why I don’t like to watch TV!!!!

She must have thought that this was her opportunity to spin the appearance into a Hollywood leading role and that Oprah was the vehicle with which to seal the deal!

And lets not say anything about the fact that its hell past hightime for her to get the fuck off the runway…