OJ Simpson: NSFW Naked

Acquitted murderer OJ Simpson air dries in a locker room circa 1970's

Here’s one to get your Monday morning going right!  OJ Simpson, pre-murderous Los Angeles spree - you remember the one where he went and off’ed his pretty ex-wife and her rumored pool guest house paramour only to then get off with that slogan “if it don’t fit, you must acquit,” – naked and swinging a big ole banana.  Just like he was brought into the world – cept more developed. 

Of course your hand wouldn’t fit into a glove either if you went and tried to put it on with all your fingers spread open…

Not judging, simply making an observation…

The one time Hertz spokesman has, present day, become persona non-grata all over the world and couldn’t get hired to sell oranges on a Florida side road.

Not even the fanatic fueled memorabilia conventions want anything to do with him…  Oh wait, wasn’t he finally found guilty of trying to off someone or other in Vegas for something involving his football crap? 

Whatever the case – not really like we care really…  Hell if we aren’t surprised that them rednecks down South haven’t put together a Simpson bonfire of all his football days paraphernalia. 

Well at least this here pic depicts a simpler time during a peak in his long ago career, showcasing his attributes.

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  1. #1 by Justice Trillin on January 10, 2011 - 9:20 AM

    ok, i follow you and love your blog but this is just wrong. the man should not get mention anywhere but ‘prison bitches monthly’. u wanted to start my monday off right? uhm, your timing is off, dude, specially after what happened in AZ this weekend. better to give us nakkies of someone hot and CURRENT, like uhm maybe Jesse Eisenberg (Social Network). lol..seriously you know i don’t hate anyone but travesty of justice is just not my idea of monday morning start up. just saying… :-) love your blog ALWAYS

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