On our quest to put the 2011 Vanity Fair OSCAR party to bed – once and for all – we visit with the men of the night. It’s only appropriate really seeing as there were enough of them to put a Roman orgy to shame. Our nights desire starts – and likely ends – with wanting a taste of Adrien Brody – himself a celebrated one-time golden statue recipient.
You may ask ‘why him?’ And we’d have to offer that perhaps it is because he too is a Native NY-ker, or maybe its simply that he floats our boat in all types of waters. Long, toned, tanned and with an edge!
Tasty and YUM!
But yes, there were others we wouldn’t mind sampling. Que them up cuz, yes, we subscribe to the more the merrier – you can never have too much is our motto… So here goes…
Paul Rudd, Tom Ford, Joe Jonas, Jude Law, Gerard Butler, Chris Hemsworth, Liam Hemsworth, Robert Downey Jr – another one we wouldn’t close a door on, Jason Bateman, Jamie Fox, Tom & son Colin Hanks, Chris Colfer, Matthew Morrison, Andrew Garfield, Justin Timberlake, Hugh Jackman, Russell Brand, Timothy Olyphant, Chace Crawford, John Hawkes, Ralph Fiennes, Rob Lowe, Anderson Cooper, Tom Ford, Mick Jagger, Sydney Poitier, Jon Hamm, Jeremy Renner, Mark Ruffalo, Matthew MacConaughey, Jason Statham, Justin Bieber, Curtis Jackson, Hugh Dancy and the man of the night himself Colin Firth.
We just gave ourselves the vapors!
On a side note… What happened to Brendan Frasier? He was once upon a time George of the Jungle hotness but is now more like George Pudgey. Not right!