Chris Brown: Nude Self Photo Leaked

Chris Brown's Latest Scandal: Self Nude Photos "Leaked"

It has to truly suck being on Chris Brown’s PR team.  Seriously y’all.  That MF just can’t seem to get it together.  And just when his team pulls a miracle and damn near makes folks forget about his ghetto ass behavior and affliction of beating on his bitches – he goes and has a nude self-portrait “leaked” on the web. 

The phrase your own worse enemy comes to mind when thinking of Brown’s antics. 

Here are the NSFW pics allegedly leaked along with another of his genius moves – a twit-pic of his domestic violence “diploma”. 

Really, Chris?  What the fuck is wrong with you? 

My doctor would be glad to prescribe something to help you handle acting on your dumbass thoughts so brazenly.

On a different note, lets reflect on the nudes. 

It looks long, we give Brown that.  But it doesn’t look like it has much girth to it.  And in it’s semi-erect state it doesn’t look like its goin to fill out any…  

Brown, as that male enhancement commercial says…  It’s thickness [folks] really want.

Chris Brown Performs at PowerHouse Concert in NJ

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  1. #1 by Rain Cancels on March 6, 2011 - 9:02 PM

    Hahaha. You’re so right! He is his own worse enemy. What a shame.

    • #2 by Mic on August 19, 2011 - 12:24 AM

      Little dick faggot! Woman beating, no talent queer! Yes he’s human, but I dont want my kids lookin up to this asshole! I hope he gets hit by a fucking truck!

      • #3 by brittany on February 20, 2012 - 3:13 PM

        Bitch fuck u

      • #4 by tiffany on November 15, 2012 - 12:02 PM

        how could u say a thing like dat watever he do thats up to him if u dont want to see it or yours kids see it let dem dont watch tv or do watever u have to do so their cant how would u like if sum1 say y dont u an your kids get hit by a fucking truck……….plz think before u people say things

    • #5 by Ricky on January 1, 2012 - 9:20 PM

      but when your famous you are aware this shit could get leaked so common sense would tell you don’t do it … plus being famous he is someone young people look up to and if you have kids do you really want your 8 year old little girl seeing his cock … famous people have a responsibility not only to themselves but also their audience … if he still does shit like this you must ask yourself, he’s either a fucking moron to keep fucking up this bad or he doesn’t give a fuck so deserves everything he gets … and in terms of the wife beating … go on people try and justify that!! whoever stands up for this prick is just as much a knob and therefore your opinion does count so next!!

  2. #6 by Jen on March 7, 2011 - 3:58 PM

    what? he’s human, he’s one with his sexuality and you know what, it’s funny how everyone comments on his junk before commenting on the fact that he’s physically fit. Maybe he took this as a before or after shot or for someone he’s with. Remember we are all human and we shouldn’t hate on others even Chris Brown!!!

  3. #7 by Nicole on March 8, 2011 - 2:06 PM

    i agree with Jen. People take nude pictures of them selves all the time. Just because hes “Chris Brown” all of a sudden people have a problem with it. That aint right. Instead of hatin on him…i would feel sorry for him because his “stuff” is begin spread all over the internet. i seriouly doubt that he wanted that picture to be leaked to the world.

  4. #8 by bitch on March 15, 2011 - 1:11 AM


  5. #9 by TrulyLovely on March 20, 2011 - 6:46 AM



  6. #10 by chris brown on March 21, 2011 - 4:45 AM

    chris browns a talentless loser!!!!!!

  7. #11 by Angel on March 31, 2011 - 6:00 PM

    Damn! never thought i’d see that!!!

  8. #12 by Apprecia C on April 1, 2011 - 11:35 AM

    This is a one in a life time type of thing and im happy to see it. I just want to say to everyone that don`t have anything to do but put these young kids down to shut the hell up, you should be the one’s building them up. What do y’all expect? Y’all not showing us young people how to, most of y’all not even close to god but want to talk about young kids thats just trying to live their lives. Y’all please just shut the hell up – point blank – because y’all don`t know how y’all would handle fame. Im tired of hearing about these young kids mistakes, y’all need to help them and be there for them and stop downing them all..

  9. #13 by you all are idiots on April 3, 2011 - 10:00 AM

    Did you guys not get that the fucking tattoos are different on the bodies.

  10. #14 by Sierra Plath on April 14, 2011 - 11:52 PM

    That is a giant cock. You people’ve got nothin on him. Stop hating. hahahahaha

  11. #15 by James on May 14, 2011 - 10:52 AM

    Damn im straight and all but u gotta admit that he is one fine muthafucka. Yall can call me whatever u want but im just tellin the truth. And he packin too, his shit aint even hard and its long as hell just imagine it when its hard.

    • #16 by david on May 16, 2011 - 7:30 AM

      damn James, u straight -lol – n u talking about another guys penis? lol.. butt his penis is nice; he got it made he rich n got a big dick …. damnn

  12. #17 by Truth on May 19, 2011 - 12:59 PM

    To d ass who stated dat chris is talentless u need to grw da hell. Evry knws cb gt talent..he messes up alot bt evryone knws da guy is talented

  13. #18 by Boji on July 5, 2011 - 9:39 AM

    damn now we no who really beat up rihanna it wasn’t chris brown it was his dick!!!

  14. #19 by sean on July 13, 2011 - 11:50 AM

    I wouldnt think about getting down with no #*%$@ but seeing this pic, ill make an exception. Chris brown got it goin on, he should of took an ass pic. Damn im hard as hell right now

  15. #20 by Destiny Jones on November 7, 2011 - 6:34 PM

    he can beat the shit outta me all he wants…. id have sex with him <3

    • #21 by keola laride on February 26, 2012 - 8:40 PM

      I totally agree!! He could beat me as hard as he liked. As long as he f_cked me just as hard! 😉

    • #22 by JESSICA on September 28, 2012 - 6:21 PM

      yo bui that thing is like so fukin huge yo shit prrobalyfake as shit but if it aint let me know

  16. #23 by Lexi on November 26, 2011 - 1:26 AM

    Daaaaammmmnnnnn i would fuck the shit out of him……..shit he can take me down

  17. #24 by Bern on December 31, 2011 - 3:14 AM

    This is not Chris…the tatoo doesn’t match the body and the packs are not there…for †ђξ dick, only Rihanna would tell if it’s Chris’

  18. #25 by chubi omonu on January 7, 2012 - 3:07 PM

    I love what i saw.

  19. #26 by Milly Boo on January 18, 2012 - 5:13 PM

    Um all the tattoos i saw r relevent 2 the videos i saw sooo stfu……ne way he has a five dollar foot long hanging dwn i dnt even no how he dances wit datso stfu agen he cen beat it up also yes hes mad talented nd sexy he actually does hav pacs n dat pic nd i hope he doesnt die mean person


  20. #27 by sam on January 27, 2012 - 10:49 AM

    Here’s the Thing… NUDE PICS are NOT career enders anymore (at least not like this).. if you’re a used to be A-Lister who’s now selling Nude pics to make a dime (well ya… take your sorry ass to Mickey D’s (McDonalds) and get a job.. but self released iphone pics they’re everywhere, sites are dedicated to posting them and aside from a glance here and there no one truly cares.. His latest CD was one of the better releases of 2011… I will say this.. that Cock is skinny…… he’s a good looking guy and maybe that snake just grows into a harder than hard anaconda but it’s a thin pencil looking anaconda.. none the less.. keep making good music.. I can easily separate the artist from their personal life.. good music doesn’t mean i have to like you in your spare time….

  21. #28 by emily on February 6, 2012 - 3:08 PM

    this is definitely nothing to be ashamed of! it’s actually something to be proud of (:

  22. #29 by Roben on February 10, 2012 - 11:41 PM

    I think anyone who has their head on straight would kill anyone who gives them HIV. I mean I think it should be the other way around Rihanna should be getting in trouble for giving someone HIV those kind of people should be the ones facing charges and prison. It’s a deadly disease he has the right to beat her up and do even more. People might hate this rumor but it’s true I saw it on the news the first day they talked about it and the media just wants to keep it quiet so their careers won’t get flushed down the toilet.

  23. #30 by Alexis on February 14, 2012 - 10:05 PM

    That cock is huge I’ve always liked Chris brown but now holy shit

  24. #31 by cheeko sims on March 3, 2012 - 2:53 PM

    Wat da fuck is wrong wit u mutha fucka chris breezy u gay bitch dat shit is fake

  25. #32 by Position on April 8, 2012 - 11:07 PM

    All i have too say is leave breezy the fuck alone .the young man did wht he did!! Let his nuts hang if i could ever FUCK chris i would his dick look fine to me..

    I love u breezy ….

  26. #33 by stanley townes on September 12, 2012 - 11:31 PM

    Mr. Chris Brown; everyone do crazy things. u r still kool with me. hope to c u in person one day doing what u do best.

  27. #34 by Billy on September 14, 2012 - 6:32 AM

    Length only gets you so far, girth is where its at.

  28. #35 by SHIANE NELSON on September 18, 2012 - 9:17 AM


  29. #36 by myasshurts on November 20, 2012 - 8:22 PM

    That look gross as fuck…

  30. #37 by tyakastar on December 12, 2012 - 1:45 PM

    that is like real nasty. i dont even know y he would take a photo like that and yall sayin stuff like i wona suk it; y’all nigas need to
    get a life.

  31. #38 by sam on May 19, 2013 - 8:41 AM

    wow what a cock. But size some small

  32. #39 by L.E Phant on June 10, 2013 - 7:12 AM

    Is he flaccid? Either way his penis looks like its too thin. Rhianna probably pointed this out during that fateful car ride- enter beating. Chris- “Give me road head babe” Rhianna- “I really don’t feel like sucking on a piece of licorice”

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