Meet 37 year old HodgeTwins Kevin and Keith. Two fine ass brothers with bodies completely lick-able. A total moca-late package who happen to be packing something many – ourselves included – would like to uncover. They appear to be of mixed background. Workout fiends. Live in the South. And not afraid of showing off their attributes. What’s not to like?
Not much really. Cept the duo beg the question of beauty vs Brain.
Why you ask?
Well, because as buff and beautiful as they are – damn near perfection – they don’t seem to be to up on too much brain power past clueing in on that if they publish their sexually undertoned commentaries, people will stop to play them.
We certainly did…
Doubt what we have concluded?
Just take a saunter over to their Youtube channel where they tackle every topic that comes across their dim-witted attention – from Arnold to transgender issues.
The one posting that left us wondering bout their intellect prowess and thinking ‘poor children’ entailed the duo speaking about female to male sexual reassignment. The topic was certainly something that appeared to be way past their capacity, but tackle it they did.
The shocker comes in that the two had done about as much research as was put in front of them opposite a story on a new gym.
But that didn’t keep them from attempting to address the matter – if ignorantly.
Yes, we would still lick up on them – post workout at that – they are fine yumness. But message to the Hodgetwins – stick to showing off the ripe muscles and posing in your undies – 2X’ist are good – and stay away from topics that are above your brain capacity. Or at least do some real research instead of advocating from mis-information.













#1 by Jack on November 8, 2011 - 12:56 PM
A poorly-written, shallow, pretentious and condescending post. You also completely miss the (obvious) point of the Hodgetwins commentary channel, which is comedy and not education. You might as well write a scathing review of your new umbrella because it doesn’t taste nice. IT’S NOT SUPPOSED TO, DIPSHIT!
Take your own advice and stick to what you’re good at. I have no idea what that might be, but it sure as shit ain’t writing.
#2 by Natural Nate on April 8, 2012 - 2:51 PM
Haha Perfect! I was thinking along the same lines as I read (painfully) this ‘review’.
#3 by a well read englishman on May 14, 2012 - 1:45 PM
this is probably the worst article i have EVER read.
“hi maam i bought this car where is the free pizza its supposed to come with?”
Totally unrelated and misinformed like this article.
F++++++++++++++++ would not read again
#4 by bob on November 21, 2011 - 11:59 PM
hahahaha the person who posted above me is right, the person who wrote this takes some things too seriously
#5 by pause on November 26, 2011 - 9:42 PM
Came across this article after watching the Hodge Twins video on workout advice and yeah, they’re whole thing is comedy. They don’t take themselves that seriously, they’re just trying to have fun.
Also no homo
#6 by parker on January 1, 2012 - 11:30 PM
use a homo these guys funny as shit but right
#7 by Kevin's fan on December 9, 2011 - 7:28 PM
They are my favorite. I don’t have a youtube account but I wish I could subscribe. They are great…
#8 by Devrin Batiste on December 15, 2011 - 6:18 AM
The Hodge twins actually have some pretty good information about bodybuilding workouts. I have adopted a few of their training suggestions and have been feeling really good about it. The comedy part only makes it better. Whoever wrote this article should remember that at the end of the day it’s just advice. You don’t have to get all butt hurt about it. You can be like Jimmy Struthers from up the street and take everything that everyone says seriously. Do whatever the F**K you wanna do!!!!
#9 by bucketz on December 24, 2011 - 1:29 AM
Talk about them not being too bright from the looks of it the person that wrote this post isnt too bright but hey at the end of the day you can write whateva the FUCK YOU WANNA WRITE
#10 by Praveen on January 11, 2012 - 5:16 PM
I am not sure who wrote this sorry excuse for an article, but that person needs alot of help. Please seek psychiatric therapy IMMEDIATELY!
#11 by NekaP on February 8, 2012 - 10:46 AM
Lmao that article was quite dumb they’re just two guys who wanna have fun or they wouldn’t do the crazy funny things they do. maybe you should do research before you start talking trash but that’s just advice at the end of the day you can do whatever the FUCK you wanna do!!!
#12 by Illuminati on February 13, 2012 - 12:32 AM
Listen lady. Its just advice. No need to get all butthurt.. End of the day, You can do whatever the FUCK you wanna dooo!!
#13 by Say on February 15, 2012 - 6:30 AM
LLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#14 by Natural Nate on April 8, 2012 - 2:52 PM
Haha! Good shit!
#15 by TWINFAN on February 20, 2012 - 7:59 PM
i otta snap yo shit up writer!!!,hodgetwins funny as shit and they dont bs you,,its just advise fella….you can do woteva de fffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk you wanna do!!!
#16 by da dickson on February 24, 2012 - 5:36 PM
ths is such a stupid post, these guys are sooo hilarious, and maybe they arent the smartest, but they helped serve our country, and they could probably kick your ass anyday, and what was the point of even posting this, well in the words of keith,”YOU CAN DO WHATEVER THE FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK YOU WANNA DO!! you bitch.
#17 by Nick on March 26, 2012 - 2:59 AM
These guys are amazing,there very much toungue in cheeck but have a lot of knowledge that i have found very helpfull.
They also look pretty dam good to me,and are very very sharp,and extreamly funny….but hey,its just advice,thats all it is,you dont have listen…YOU CAN DO WHATEVER THE FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK YOU WANNA DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#18 by kenyetta on April 1, 2012 - 7:10 PM
their Zebra’s but you gotta love em
#19 by R.S. on April 2, 2012 - 3:18 PM
Hey, which one is which? Kevin is the quiet one and Keith is the loud one on the left, right?
#20 by L6Rich on May 10, 2012 - 3:56 AM
vise versa
#21 by L6Rich on May 10, 2012 - 3:51 AM
What tha FUCK is yo Problem?!?! WHO s been askin the hodgetwins to give absolut professional research and advice?! just like the dude under me said …it is COMEDY! They fuckin wanna make people laugh, sell some t-shirts, get some fame, WHY THE HECK NOT!? As for me they r entertaining as hell and daz what its all about… if ur askin for professional help or whateva go out and suck em mushroom tips from about 10000000… YouTube channel holders who claim to be professional. But u know what, daz just advice …so go out and do whateva THE FUCK U WANNA DO!!
#22 by praveensawh on May 16, 2012 - 5:25 PM
You should take up another hobby. Writing is not your thing.
#23 by Stephanie on July 31, 2012 - 9:37 PM
Well obviously they seem to have a more brain capacity then you because you cant write for shit. Some third grade mistakes you are making.. Im fucken dyslexic and I can write better then your dumbass.
#24 by Rey on August 29, 2012 - 5:32 AM
People that live in glass houses should not throw stones. When you are asked or invited to leave a comment, the writer wants to know what you liked about the article, or what you did not like about the article or if you felt indifferent about the article. His motivation, the action of him writing an article causes a reaction and/or response from the reader. The better the article, the better the response. Increasing his writing skills will bring huge payoff. He will usually want to keep learning how to increase his skill, which improves his standard of living, increase in confidence, self worth and net worth. Reading the comments and constructive criticism helps him improve, makes his work more valuable, increased visibility among his contemporaries and peers and may also make him more sexually attractive because of the increase in other aspects of of his life that have all experienced an increase of material wealth, travel and increased quantity and quality of leisure time. by hearing from the readers, he will learn to improve the quality of future articles. There is a huge difference between a comment with constructive criticism and pointless name-calling and insults. In your comment, you offered no comment or constructive criticism. You only offered three lines, plus one word a total of three very unsubstantiated weak insults. Useless and unnecessary, you only succeeded in demonstrating your improper usage of the word ‘then’. Twice, you used the word ‘then’ instead of the word ‘than’. Your vocabulary is so limited, you are unable to make your point known, so you resort to using foul language twice and you misspelled one of those words. How can you expect people to understand what you are trying to say when YOU don’t even know what you are saying? You wrote that the Author of the article could not write for shit and you add that you are dyslexic and you can write better than his dumb-ass WRONG ON BOTH !!! Did you Flunk, or were you held back in third grade several times, until you had a full grasp, knowledge and understanding of some third grade mistakes? Are you an expert on some third grade mistakes, or some mistakes made by third graders? Did the article have any second grade, or fourth grade mistakes? What about any seventh or tenth grade mistakes? Are you only qualified to comment on third grade mistakes?
#25 by Hi on August 18, 2012 - 6:42 PM
Men in their 30s should not be wearing batman underwear. Also, they seem a bit shallow for middle aged dudes. If the brothers were doing this in their 20s, I’d give them a pass, but 37, I say expand your horizons. I’d still hit though.