Joe DiMaggio: Nude Shower Photos Up For Auction

Joe DiMaggio appearing nude in the locker room shower photos up for auction

And here is proof positive why Marilyn Monroe’s marriage to Joe DiMaggion didn’t last.  Jus take a peek at this nude black and white photo shot of the baseball hall of famer.  That ain’t right!  We will extend a benefit of the doubt and assume that what we see is a result of schrinkage.  Hell, we will even throw in that he might be a grower and not a shower.  We gotta excuse this tidbit somehow…

It’s little wonder that DiMaggio’s family is up at arms about the surfacing of these here old memorabilia pics which are claimed to be 1st generation stills of a gone-by era.   The family claim these are fakes.

Still others say that the private DiMaggio woudln’t have allowed himself to be photographed this way…


To that last bit we say that guys in their environment are more relaxed and likely know who is taking photos for fun, so no one is in hysterics about it – assuming privacy.  Aside from the fact that, usually when photos are fakes they are enhanced – not minimized.

Just a thought.

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  1. #1 by Arie on February 2, 2014 - 8:25 PM

    This is such bollocks. The average penis size flaccid is 3.5 inches. Which is about what you see here. Erect it will be about 6 inches. And that is true for 90% of men as for Mr Dimaggio.

  2. #2 by Rugby08 on January 8, 2016 - 12:54 AM

    Call it what you like….I’m glad I’m not that small

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