On our 1st day off from working for the man in what appeared to be an eternity, we begrudgingly lifted our ban on catching the “Transformer: Dark of Moon” flick on our local IMAX screen. We had, till last night, taken a stance against Michael Bay and Steven Spielberg’s decision to oust the hotness of Megan Fox from the franchise over nothing more than some absurdity stemming from a poorly phrased analogy. (Get the fuck over it Spielberg!) This was sadly our own mistake as the film is not worth the damn near $20 ticket. All we kept arriving at was how poor the script appeared and how obvious Fox’s absence was from the super large screen.
Don’t get us wrong, the CGI effects were stellar – it’s just everything else that was crap.
But as if kismet, Fox took to her Facebook page to post these here self-pics to disprove rumors of her beauty stemming from Botox enhancement.
And the crowd goes wild!
Now, it’s not like we are goin to judge anyone utliting the wrinkle reducing injections. Hell, we think they are a God send. But the girl who ought to be sequestered until she signs a contract to deliver the 21st Century version of Wonder Woman (on the big screen) is not at a time in her existence to require such suspension of time.
Any fool can see that!
We fail to understand how haters would think such absurdity would be believed. And even if it were, the girl is still the fiercest thing around – 2nd only to Angelic Angelina.
It is our personal belief that the Transformers’ franchise is done. So with this thought in mind we will forego filing our own grievance in the form of an invoice to Bay/Spielberg for a refund. As for Fox, we understand reports have her going up against Sasha Baron Cohen in “Dictators.”
Viva la Revolucion!