Christopher Landon: NSFW Self Nudes Surface

Chris Landon and friend cozy up to Mr. Black LA buble ass at weekly fete

UPDATE:  Although we had no intention of removing the “leaked” nude photos of Chris Landon – they are super hot as far as we are concerned – we have been repeatedly asked to do so.  As such, we feel it only proper to comply.  Sad, we know, but true.  Our position on nudity remains the same & were our body to look as fine as Landon’s –  it’s yummy – we’d be running the street naked, as brought into the world, tout le temp.  Modesty be damned!  We happen on knowing that the photos are still circulating round WeHo, by jealous parties no doubt, so don’t be surprised if they arrive on your smart fone.  As a backup, here is a pic of Landon while at the Mr. Black La soires.

Christopher Beau Landon, son of Little House on The Prairie star Michael Landon, is the latest in the celeb world to face a self-nudes leak scandal.  Although we dare say that if the pics are going to show your bits to the world at large we should all be so lucky to have them look like this!  Lawd have mercy!  The boy is our definition of a stairway to heaven.

Landon, writer of the hit movie “Disturbia,” which starred Shia LaBeouf, is presently facing what appears to be a spread of his parts on display on the site WeHo Confidential.

The sassy site not only has the full monty but some dish on the young buck thrown in for catty purposes.

“Want more,” the site cheekily asks.  “You can always catch Christopher in the sauna at the Equinox Fitness Club on Sunset,” they offer.

Ouch!

We think this might be a wide step over the line of decency, bitches!  What someone does in the semi-privacy of a sauna ain’t none of your fucking business – less you have been personally invited.  For all you guys know it might be included in the contract cuz we’ve heard of goings on that top this mention out here at the East coast Equinox.

But the pics are up & the comments made.  To say homos are catty is as redundant as saying ‘the sky is blue.’  And there you have it.

We can’t help agree with the euphemism the site geniusly concocted however.  Michael Landon’s “Leg*A*C in between his son’s legs” is a gift worth more than a trust fund any day.

And Chris’ ass is tight!

Note to Mr. Landon:  We type 60wpm and would be happy to serve as your errr assistant – just give a jingle!

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  1. #1 by K. Tyler on October 8, 2011 - 1:02 PM

    Christopher is extremely intelligent and has business savvy — those of us who know the integrity and heart of the real Christopher would know that these pictures were obviously taken or altered by someone who he was personally involved with – with the trust and understanding that they would never find their way to other eyes.

    The same tired queens who are celebrity-obsessed all claim to have had Keanu Reeves, Tom Cruise or Justin Timberlake in their bed, add further fuel by their comments.

    Obviously, the leaked photos – if provided to you and not stolen – is from a former love who broke a trust and along with your posting of such, aims to tear down the idols we’ve built up in the first place. The Supreme Court long ago ruled that the First Amendment does not protect you from liability when yelling fire in a crowded theatre. Your malevolent poor judgment in tweeting this post to draw people to your site exhibits such disregard for what should be an honor of publication and your audience. You could have easily blurred out private parts and, in the interest of journalistic integrity – approached Mr. Landon for a comment and response before publication rather than take an intemperate position, even if you are a gossip rag. Even your headline – using his father’s name first is disingenuous (when I have had to mention it, I have always said “Christopher’s father is Michael Landon,” putting the emphasis and possessory on Christopher and his own accomplishments and common gay-life struggles).

    As a supposed part of our ‘pride’ family, your decisions are a cancer on the Fourth and Fifth Estate.

    Christopher has nothing to be ashamed of – it is you and the source of the photos who needs to carry this weight – and karma knows everybody’s address.

    K. Tyler
    Film & Television Director-Writer-Editor

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  2. #2 by Truth Sayer on October 13, 2011 - 9:42 AM

    What loser wrote this pathetic explanation? Chris himself? Clearly no love was lost over these pics, he’s a bit of a slut and everyone knows it.
    LOL

  3. #3 by #1 fan on October 29, 2011 - 10:04 PM

    paranormal cocktivity

  4. #4 by RK on November 2, 2011 - 6:22 PM

    Little strange how the toilet paper holder is directly behind the toilet…

    That little pic aint nothing i have a whole set and i mean a whole set makes this and those other pics seem like nada.

  5. #5 by chattatnguy on April 16, 2012 - 3:15 PM

    Does anyone have the pictures? cant seem to find them anywhere now.

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