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New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski gives porn star Britney Maclin the shirt off his back

Talk about a generous jock giving the shirt off his back.  Rob Gronkowski, 22, of New England Patriots tight end fame, is all up to his quarter sized nipples of deep shit for being photographed in the company of a blond by the name of Britney Maclin, 20, better and more widely known as porn star Bibi Jones.   In the photos, posted by Maclin, Gronkowski appears smiling while she models his teams jersey.

You’d think the team as a whole would simply thank her for the free publicity…  But NO!

This bit has rocked the NFL and sports world as if it were the first time – ever.  No, really, it’s everywhere. 

Cuz you know that this type of shit doesn’t happen in a wholesome sport such as this… 

Just imagine, these overpaid, over-hyped, testosteroned fueled (and a times topped off with a bit of steroids,) taking advantage of some of the pussy thrown in their direction and then letting them bitches put on their jersey during post-coital moments.  The shock!  And in these case it happens to be professional pussy, what else could he do?

What we don’t get is when is giving the shirt off your back to someone your banging so wrong?  It’s only proper to let them don your tops to appear presentable for a quick trophy snap.  How the hell else are you going to be able to make it locker room babble?

Well, the powers that be didn’t see it this way and the twenty-two year old Gronkowski was promptly called into the the NE Patriots’ principals office – Robert Kraft - and made to release an apology.

“I didn’t intend anything to hurt the reputation of anyone on the New England Patriots or on behalf of Robert Kraft,” the 6.6 tall and 265 lbs football twink said. “It was just a simple picture and that’s all.”

We don’t see how who he mounts or takes a pic with would harm a reputation that is less than polished and shiney, but thats just us…

We do however wonder if he wrote that himself or needed a flack to do it for him?  Cuz let’s face it, he is some type of fine-ness, he shouldn’t have to bang it out & then use his talents for something as menial as this…

Now, cutting to the chase…  When is the sex tape going to “leak” out?  Cuz y’all know there is one somewhere…  It ain’t possible to be a 22 yr old stud and be banging a fine piece of porn ass without getting a keepsake recording of it…  That just wouldn’t be right!

Until it leaks, we thought we’d round up some sexy Gronkowski pics and give you a look-see at what he was enjoying – for more on Jones click here.

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