It always appears as though there is little Tori Spelling and hubby Dean McDermott won’t do to get themselves some coverage. It is hardly news. Even if it means tweeting a topless pic of Spelling “accidentally,” as you attempt to show off your kid being silly to your Twitter “fans.” Cuz you couldn’t possible have noticed that your wife was laying in the background with her dollar sized aureoles in full view.
Les we seem harsch, it could very well have been an “accidental” incident. Because, well, you know, you coulda been so intensely focused on how darling your kid was being in the photo that those big ass nipples were mistaken for a wall or something. Just a slight occurrence stemming from your over-zealousness to share that cuteness captured of your off-springs with the world at large. And if it gets media attention, all the better.
They are cute as a button!
But lets face it… These two “reality” royals will bare anything and everything – as personal and private as it may seem – to ensure that there reality show keeps getting attention and subsequently contracted.
Getting pregnant every year to quantify yet another announcement of being with child? Not a problem!
It takes a village.
This is not to say that we mind nudity – in any form. It’s how you were brought into the world and it’s nothing one hasn’t seen at one point or another. False sense of modesty be damned. Whatever you have, there is another just like it, if in different size and possible color, one person over.
What we can’t dispel is how desperate for attention – which turns into profits – they seem to always come across as being.
We also can’t help but ponder the irony. Spelling is herself the offspring of that one-time king of TV producers. A man with more $$$ than he or his greedy ass wife could possibly ever have spent in multiple lifetimes. (At least his wife’s lifetimes, may he rest in peace.)
You know – if it is possible – he is doing somersaults in his grave over a child of his having to go to such lengths to stay in the public eye and make some money, honey! Even after all the nepotism you exercised by sticking her untalented ass in so many of your personally produced TV shows!
No justice, no peace!
But, in the end, its about the children. No, really it is. Cuz what kinda fucking message are you sending to your children doing such type of shit? Whoring yourselves in such a fashion can’t be a healthy message to your children. And while we are pondering that question, where the fuck is Child Protective Services? Or do they have one on the West coast?