Jake Gyllenhaal: Do I Make You Horny?

Alleged Jake Gyllenhaal Nude Surfaces on Line Post Grace Jones Pose

Perusing the unmentionable online destinations we stumbled upon this here alleged pic of hotness Jake Gyllenhaal, in all his glory.  The posting was accompanied by a statement professing its unquestionable authenticity.  No word or mention of the purported source or how the photo became public.

Hmmmm.

We went in for a detailed look and upon closer inspection one can say it bares a remarkable likeness – yes, it’s something that can be achieved via Photoshop, we know.  But the hair, grin and body – circa Prince of Persia and Love & Other Drugs – would all substantiate believe-ability.  This could be R-E-A-L y’all!  And the notable circumcision would lend itself as hard concrete evidence, not to mention applicable.

But for all tense and purposes we will maintain ALLEGED.

We like ourselves some G!  How can we not?  He’s handsome.  Talented.  A boy next door type of the chosen persuasion – unlike ourselves.  Yes, that would suggest we are of the uncut and uncensored portion of society, but hell if we don’t think diversity is the splice of life!

But les we digress further, we will return to the photo in hand.

Curiously, the pic with the alleged Gyllenhaal likeness in the iconic Grace Jones’ position was quickly denounced by his team.  Too much of a protest for a fake, we think…  This here full-frontal, however, has not received any such objection, that we are aware of…  (Please correct us if we are wrong!)

Interesting?  Perhaps.

We can’t help but recall a certain Kwanten photo, which we posted, that subsequently resulted in an official statement from the True Blood sex kitten’s team unequivacably denying the photo’s authenticity.  (Same photo which the charming folks at HuffPost commented on and wrongfully credited to an alternate source.) Dumbasses.)   But what does come to mind in reviewing this here alleged Gyllenhaal full monty depiction is how little we care whether or not it’s real!

And dare we say, we are not alone!

Why fuck with the fantasy is our continued position!  (Call us cheap, depraved, perverted, lustful – we’ll take it!  And take it well.)

And in the end, there is little wrong with nudity.

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  1. #1 by Terri on March 26, 2013 - 8:35 AM

    Seems to me if it were photo shopped wouldn’t you expect him to have a larger endowment. To me the photo looks authentic.

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