Hotness Channing Tatum graces the cover of the upcoming February issue of Details Magazine. And damn if he doesn’t look like two scoops of melts in your mouth yumness! We are over the rainbow at the prospects of seeing his upcoming shake-his-money-maker stripper flick “Magic Mike,” which incidentally stars a bevy of male hotness, including “White Collar’s” Matt Bomer, Adam Rodriguez, Alex Pettyfer, Matthew McConaughey and “True Blood’s” Joe Manganiello.
OMG! Lord help us.
The only thing that could make this flick any better than the wet dream it currently is is if they go and have a little bit of frontal full Monty. But we can’t hold our breath that long while deep throating so we won’t risk it – what can we tell y’all, we are talented but no aqua man.
We are left wondering how director Steven Soderbergh bypassed ingesting a little hot chocolate into the wide array of flavors in his flick… But we ain’t going to get all NAACP on him just yet. We are fully aware of the feared sentiment by some in these here United States on the topic of our brothers endowments folklore, so we will leave it alone for now & just say – IT’S NOT A MYTH Y’ALL! THE STORIES ARE TRUE YOU DUMB-ASSES, THERE ARE SOME THAT ARE THICKER THAN YOUR WRIST!
This flick doesn’t really have much middle ground to it – it will either be a HUGE hit (pardon the pun) or a terrible disaster $$$ wise.
We will do our part and buy a tix opening night & revisit for a few days thereafter – just to help it along is all cuz we are die-hard Tatum fans.
For preview purposes we have gone and compiled a few stills released to EW of the upcoming testosterone fueled strip-a-thon along with the Details cover. E-N-J-O-Y! Movie is expected to release this June so get those dollar bills ready!