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Krysten Ritter kicks off Dentyne’s Split2Fit Summer Night Out at Hudson Terrace in New York

Point us toward a fix for our oral fixation – even a temp one – and we are on it – STAT!  So Dentyne’s’ Split2Fit NYC kick-off fete with Don’t Trust the B—- in Apartment 23 star Krysten Ritter fulfills the aforementioned criteria nicely with a pretty statuesque smile to boot!

Girl is all types of pretty!

We understand that Ritter took a hands on approach showing party goers how to practice safe breath with the new line of easy to carry products that go undetected in your back pocket or a tiny clutch.  Genius!  And hell if we wouldn’t voice our gratitude – cuz you know there’s always one in the mix you want to hand a piece of gum – or spritz with some fragrance – to counter their lack of oral hygiene.

So we call her efforts nothing short of community service and she ought to get the key to the city or a side street named after her – starting with a K of course.  We’ll surely fax Bloomberg on the matter shortly.

Alas, we aimed to dash into the venue, held at Hudson Terrace yesterday, but found ourselves stuck addressing alternate fixations.  Ain’t that some shit?  Don’t blame us for lack of trying…

But that don’t mean we can’t share the goings on with y’all.  Sometimes the universe provides.  And this time it comes via courtesy of good friends over at Dentyne!  A man is not an island, even in NYC.

Grazie mille.

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