NativeNYker's Rants, Thoughts & Merde

Now we can truly say we’ve seen everything.  What are we referring to, you may ask?  Just a s mall quip by UK paper The Sun on the beauty that is Amber Heard.  What are they now making up, you wonder?  That Ms. Heard is “rumored to be the new girl in Johnny Depp’s life after the end of his 14-year relationship with French actress Vanessa Paradis.”

And why would they concoct a blatantly false rumor such as that, your raised eyebrow suggest you’re thinking…  Only that to “sell” an interview the Texan native gave where she credits her mother, Paige, as all things positive in her life, they need to tie her to a sensationalized and clearly blatantly false statement is desperately needed to justify the otherwise vanilla copy.

It is no surprise that UK papers flat out lie in attempts to sell a story.  Hell, its something we have personally witnessed happening here in the good ole USA – albeit with less tangible material.  A certain weekly tabloid rag and an Angelina cover, where we heard them clearly acknowledge the fabrication, comes immediately to mind.  But to go the route of wishing an otherwise clearly OUT star to that of doubling back on her previously voiced declarations of alternative persuasions is just too fucking lame.

WTF!

This is what happens when Murdoch gets dragged thru a desert of scrutiny for his now defunct NoTW (News of The World) staff and their lackluster protocol of hacking their subjects cellphones to procure stories for lack of journalistic know-how.

Take away the ace and you are left with nothing.

And since they can no longer exercise their go to practice solidifying exploitation of true albeit ill-gotten material, they now simply revert to tried and tested means of conjuring up false statements, that clearly lack any credible means.

And this, dear folks, is where we are at!

Johnny Depp attends The Rum Diary premiere at MoMA hosted by Playboy