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Mugshot for NBA Knicks star Jason Kidds arrested for DUI after crashing into a pole in the Hamptons.

Oh dear!  You know its going to be a rough moment for 39 year old Jason Kidd – NBA Knicks star – when your ass jets out to the Hamptons to hob knob with celebrities, end up at summer hotspots SL East, get so damn drunk you have to be carried out and then wrap your 2010 Cadillac Escalade up on some pole in Water Mill, ending with being incarcerated for a DUI.

And this while those less famous then your b-list self are busy chronicling your exploits on their cellphones and posting said pics on Twitter!  No damn privacy is where we are at!  WTF…

Apparently it all started out boringly enough – as summers in the Hamptons generally go.

The Knicks’ point guard Kidd and his wife, Porschla Coleman (that’s almost as bad as being named Tamika,) attended the Foster a Legacy benefit earlier in the evening and were snapped alongside George Lucas.

The duo then aimed to redirect their evening and were snapped carrying on at the trendy SL East club spot which, reportedly, ended with Kidd being carried out of the club, drunk as a skunk.  And of course someone was there with a shoddy ass cell to snap a pic.

TMZ reports that attempts at keeping Kidd from getting into his car were unsuccessful.  Hmmm…

We here simpletons have our own questions…  Like where was his wife in the melee that ensued before getting in the SUV?  Was she in the passenger seat with him when he ran up on some innocent tree?  Will the club be charged for serving him excessive amounts of alcohol, as the law in NY State mandates?  Why the hell is he driving a 2010 Escalade when he just reportedly signed a $9.5 million contract?  Seriously, you can afford to get a newer more eco-friendly series.  And are those his natural color eyes?  Panty droppers!

These are the really important questions, dammit!  Now someone out there get crack-a-lacking and look into that.

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