What’s a sure fire way, present day, of getting that hot piece of ass you keep eying to give you a late night thought and take you up on your incessant solicitation of “call me, maybe?” Have your personal video depicting you ready to go down on another suitor leaked. Cuz in this day and age, it’s all about the visual. And if that doesn’t extend your 15 minutes, well, you better be ready with a backup plan at a drive-thru. At least that is how it seems to be playing out for Carly Rae Jepsen – singer of that annoying ass song “Call Me, Maybe”.
Let us tell you that when the key words – sex tape and leaked – caught our attention, we weren’t fully sure who the Jepsen chick was… Our first response was to think perhaps this was Minka Kelly’s pseudonym in her “alleged” sex tape scandal, which incidentally, and all too conveniently, has come forth as she is set to go into filming of some new project… Hmmmm, you say?
Someone please tell her an actress she ain’t!
But upon closer inspection, and some light researching, we found Jepsen to be the culprit behind that annoying ass song catapulted into global scale by another annoying ass – Justin Bieber.
Our grievances grow by leaps and bounds this early morning…
But wouldn’t it be a sensation if the alleged piece Jepsen was about to perform oral feats on in the video grabs herein depicted was the Biebs himself? Don’t feign shock! It could happen… And it certainly would explain a whole lot. Now that is a sensation of epic proportions. And we would assuredly call her, maybe.