The brand of MachoFucker brought their hedonism to NYC last night with a special introductory fete, featuring a few of their most coveted on-screen talents live and in person. Can you feel our excitement? And we were afforded access to snap a few photos during the early hours of meet-and-greet. Special and tingly we truly feel. And how the hell do you say no to meeting up with the likes of Puerto Rican papi Antonio Biaggi, Aston, Peto Coast and petite cutie Robbie Mendez… You don’t! C’est pas possible.
Given that NYC has become as gentrified as it can possibly withstand, the mere idea of such a gathering had our feathers ruffled with anticipation. Cuz in truth, no further sanitizing can NY possibly withstand without self combustion. Lord help us.
This cleansing, we speak of, was commenced by Rudy Guiliani – of course. Give the Nazi of NYC credit where it is due.
Hell if there wasn’t a time, not that long ago, when you could be escorted out and/or 86′ed from a bar for making to move to the music blaring out of the sound system. Don’t act like you don’t recall such times. Sounds incredulous but ever so true.
But lets lay it out – Bloomberg hasn’t exactly corrected the extremism – bike lanes not withstanding! We truly those…
The party was well attended by the brands admirers and even saw the Po-Po show up. Now how is that for a successful venture and excitement filled night?
Shortly after the fuzz, the party received another visitor, claiming to be from the NY Health Dept, who made to confiscate earnings and liquor found on premise with claims of inappropriate activity transpiring on site. Hmmmm… Smells like a duck.
After careful deliberations, however, it stands to reason that a particular participants excitable response to the proceedings would indicate that there was a ruse to be found in the goings on. Sadly enough, the suspected individual, who hails from the sunshine state and was initially scheduled to perform (which we will name at a later date) seemed overly responsive to it all and conveniently disappeared shortly after alleged official vacated.
Don’t it sound like the smell of said duck quickly reaching a stench? Sad how some bitches roll…
But no matter fun was had by all.