Aussie Victoria Secret supermodel turned Orlando Bloom baby momma Miranda Kerr has faced newly surfaced nudes with tongue and cheek. But hell, how else to do it given her whole career is about tits and ass – and a lucrative venture at that it really is! So we are befuddled over the hoopla over a set of alleged “unauthorized” nude Polaroids shot by famed French photog Laurent Darmon surfacing and making the rounds these past few days. Slow celeb news days will do this to the under-worked folks pretending to be “journalists.”
As if the beauty getting to make beaucoup $$$ for strutting and showing off her attributes and getting to shag one of the most coveted Brit specimens EVER weren’t enuf already! No, we have to endure having our noses rubbed into it and be made to feel guilty about being lax’ed on our gym regiment.
We don’t see the big to do. Not really. Less it’s really about how she isn’t adding bank to her account with the release of these here photos. And you know that’s where its at.
We have a simple approach to such matters… If you don’t want something getting out simply don’t do it! And by the looks of the photos, Ms. Kerr was all too happy to show off her hot piece of ass and perky and quite appealing tits!
Yes, y’all, it’s about the tits and ass.
Sure we would be happier were they of her love Bloom. In that Lord of The Rings blond wig please! But we do appreciate beauty when faced with it and the photos do the subject justice so lets leave it at that.