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NSFW: James Franco lets the family jewels get some air while changing in public.

Hotness career student, and all around renaissance man James Franco derives many a pleasure from teasing his gay and straight fans alike.  We will never forget his Flaunt derriere cover and be forever grateful for it.

But this here photo is one of the best-est gift that could be extended to his legions of fans worldwide.  See more pics of Franco after the jump!

Franco is no stranger to nudity on screen – Milk pool scene immediately jumps to mind – but full frontal has alluded all of us waiting for the final frontier to be showcased.  Some lucky shutter-bug, however, apparently caught this very missing link while Franco aired out his family jewels on some beach, reaping the benefits some of us would pay a hefty price to witness first hand.

We will forgive that Target looking board shorts piece he looked to be sporting and focus on what’s important here!  Les we say no-one should be allowed to EVER put on something that looks like camouflage for a Hawaii outing.  We personally advocate for Speedo bathing attire as it creates a perfect tanning line.

But that’s us and a whole-nother post.

With temps in NYC reaching single digits of late, and the average male experiencing an unusual level of schrinkage, we will gladly take this to fuel some much needed circulation to our own neither regions and run with a fantastical inner daydream of getting to reap the benefits of his au naturale state.

Don’t you dare judge us!

It is also good to know that brother has a whole lot to work with and his allure isn’t merely stemming from fanciful wishful thinking and a deficit.

We loved ourselves some Franco before, but now, we daresay, we exalt his fine ass to new heights.

James Franco at the Tribeca Film Festival’s closing day premiere of Saturday Night