Michael Phelps: Full Frontal Shower Photo

michaelphelps-nude-bThis alleged Michael Phelps full frontal photo (see full pic after the jump) got our attention recently as it has the makings of what could potentially be truly authentic.  We ain’t saying it is, mind you, we are simply saying that it could be so.  Big difference.

Phelps-Side_NSFWIt also happens to have brought us to another conclusion while trawling gay social media/hookup sites in search of a much rumored profile of a celebrity we won’t name until such time as we come across his thus far rumored profile and can screen grab it for y’all.

What we happened on noticing was that there are a whole lot of passive guys out and about town – for those of you who don’t know what a passive guy is about, it simply means one who likes to bottom for an active or top dude – from East to West coast, and everywhere in between!

We are certainly not saying that this is altogether a bad thing – who doesn’t like a nice smooth passive dude – nor are we making a judgement, NO, we are simply making an observation.

Another thing that struck our psyche was that of all those said passive guys, even more of them will list themselves as versatile.  For those of you who don’t know what this term means, it’s quite simple…  It’s a dude who will pitch and catch and minds very little playing both sides.

And here is what brought us to analyse the situation…  If you list yourself as a versatile dude and your profile pics are none more than bare ass photos or legs up and over your shoulders in a missionary position awaiting entry, then, in all likelihood, you are not truly verse by any stretch.  You are a passive looking to be treated like the pussy-boy that you are.

Again, this is not a judgement, merely an observation.

And much like Magneto professed in X-Men: First Class, played by cocksure hottie Michael Fassbender, you should be proud to be that bottom pussy boy and quit perpetrating some fraud of duplicitous talents.  Or get some more active seeming photos!

Back to Phelps…  We sure do hope this is authentic as it would redeem all those other pics of him in a Speedo that make it seem brother never went thru puberty and could now be simply attributed to shrinkage.  (We won’t explain that one for y’all!)

Alleged Michael Phelps shower full frontal photo

Alleged Michael Phelps shower full frontal photo

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  1. #1 by Rj on September 21, 2013 - 10:56 AM

    If that is Michael and the speedo shots are what they are – sad to say, wish I had the never went through puberty issue going for me too :)

  2. #2 by tom on September 22, 2013 - 7:42 AM

    photo shop to bad

  3. #3 by mlpjlk on September 22, 2013 - 10:26 AM

    why would Michael Phelps be in a shower that has an anal douche?

  4. #4 by Sirius Bizniz (@Sirius_Bizniz) on October 24, 2013 - 8:57 AM

    that face does not fit the rest

  5. #5 by Brad Wallace on November 20, 2013 - 7:14 PM

    Drag and drop this pic into Google Images and you will find the same photo only he is wearing his speedo. This was used in a Head and Shoulders commercial which anyone can deduce by the angle in which he is hold the bottle. It’s an obvious commercial. Plus it is public knowledge that he was sponsored by H&S. That being said, it is still a GREAT pic and nice to look at.

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