Robin Thicke: Wife Sorta Confirms Endowment Tale

Paula Patton and Robin Thicke attend Angel Ball in NYC

Paula Patton and Robin Thicke attend Angel Ball in NYC

Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines song and accompanying video has spurned more rumors, and water-cooler chit chat, than there are questions about John Boehner’s spray on tan. With little wonder really…  Thicke’s anthem of Summer 2013 featured some racy lines, a Marvin Gaye tune and naked models to boot.  We were left wondering where the male flesh was, but that’s another posting.

We love the tune ourselves, it’s sexy.  In truth, however, our fondness is largely attributed to the Gaye throwback…

But now that the summer is but a mere memory comes a Glamour magazine placement on Paula Patton – Thicke’s other half – attempting to add further life to a topic that saw its climax with the MTV awards.

The new tale fishes to address Thicke’s alleged large endowment.

This placement is ill timed and should’ve seen light of day pre-awards airing – which speaks volume to Patton’s career.  Still girl keeps trying though…

“Her career’s on fire,” the blog entry starts off…

Really?

“Her husband’s everywhere,” it immediately goes on to add.

That bit is true.

Including having his hand up some other woman’s ass – but we ain’t judging.

When pressed to address the non-too subtle message of her man’s penis, in his Blurred Lines video – girl goes and does little to voice a real emotion however.

“Robin’s like, “Listen, if I’m, you know, in the Miami Heat’s locker room, I don’t know where I stand, but.…” But I think that the statement is fairly accurate,” Patton states.

And here-in lies the problem.

Girlfriend…  If your man has a big dick, say it!  It certainly isn’t going to detract anything from you to speak proudly of what you bed each night.  There’s pride in having in-house cock and if its big, well, you got a whole lot of others beat!

Sure, such treasure comes with wandering hands, but big dick or no big dick – in truth – that hands going to go wandering any ole way!

OH – and you fell short of viper kitty sexy in MI4!

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