These are the tales of a freelancer based in New York. Told from a first hand perspective, deep in the trenches of current events and celebrity red carpets.

The sole purpose of the site is to bring some laughter, a little payback and/or a smile to our readers and feed our urge.

The views herein expressed belong to us — not a reflection of our employers – past, present or future (should that ever happen again).

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