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Whitney Houston: Dead at 48
Posted in drugs, rip, whitney houston on February 11, 2012
This is truly a sad ending to a long and drawn out public downward spiral. One time pop sensation Whitney Houston has been found dead at the Beverly Hilton Hotel by her bodyguard this afternoon, state Beverly Hills Police.
Last photo of the troubled singer, taken this past Thursday as she exited Tru night club in Hollywood, depict her looking like a ripe mess albeit alive.
Although the world knew that the one time voice which belted out of the Clive Davis creation was gone and nothing but a memory, her expected return to the big screen in “Sparkle,” opposite Jordan Sparks and Mike Epps, was highly anticipated.
Ironically the upcoming film deals with fame and drugs.
The loss of Whitney Houston comes on the tail end of her fans having already mourned the loss of one of the greatest and most impactful voices of our time.
Her recordings will stand tantamount to her one-time vocal prowess and her life will be a cautionary tale of the hazards of uncontrolled drug use.
RIP Whitney.
We will leave y’all to mourn in your own fashion and share these two videos, showing two very different Whitney.
Demi Moore: 9-1-1 Call Believed A Result of K2 Spice
Posted in 9-1-1 call, demi moore on January 28, 2012
Demi Moore allegedly smoked "something like incense" 9-1-1 caller explains
Celebrity seems to come with a whole special type of stupid act style shit. Case and point: Demi Moore’s recent rush to the ER after a frantic 9-1-1 call where a description of what she inhaled was given over the phone to the dispatcher, reports Radar Online.
“She smoked something, it’s not marijuana, it’s similar to incense. She seems to be having convulsions,” the caller explains.
Well, for starters, doesn’t this fucker know you don’t go stating such shit on a call that is, in all likelihood, being recorded? Dumbass. Throw her ass in a car & hightail yourselves over to the hospital!
Secondly, why would anyone need to smoke something “similar to incense” in a state that has medicinal cannabis stores readily available? More dumbasses.
It is speculated that what Ms. Moore may have smoked is a designer herb called K2 Spice. It is described as “currently legal herbal incense product spiked with powerful designer drugs” that don’t show up in tests, according to WebMD,” explains Radar.
Well we can begrudgingly see the allure – DOESN’T SHOW UP IN TESTS!
We know Hollywood types tend to be extreme and, above that, catered to on their every whim, without those around them feeling any need to exercise a voice of reason, less they get themselves ousted from their cushy do nothing jobs. Self-preservation at its worse! But this just takes a big ole slice of the fucking cake.
Dearest angel Demi, yes, your marriage to that boy Kutcher ended in a haz-mat of public scrutiny. But c’est la vie cherrie! You’ve had enough work done that you can get a boy-toy delivered – at any time. And likely one with more let-me-please-you sentiment than a steadfast up-the-food-chain-of-business-man Ashton Kutcher type. It ain’t worth going all clinical from loosing it. Pretty is as pretty does and his philandering wasn’t all that pretty.
BUT HE AIN”T THAT FUCKING SPECIAL!
Take a moment and regroup, perhaps take your toned ass over to Spain, France or Germany and get yourself situated. Leave the BS of La-La-Land right where it is now and go on an adventure, you will still have an agent, a publicist and a whole bunch of flacks when you decide to return.
Mary Hamer: Joran Van Der Sloot Guardian Lunatic
Posted in anderson cooper, aruba, convicted killer, joran van der sloot, mary hamer, the netherlands on January 27, 2012
Mary Hamer defends her support of confessed killer Joran van der Sloot on Anderson Cooper
Ordinarily we don’t comment on the rules of attraction of other folks, regardless of how wayward they may seem. Who are we to judge is our official position. But Mary Hamer’s self designated sponsoring of confessed Dutch killer Joran van der Sloot is simply too much to withstand. To put it simply, this bitch is out of control!
In an upcoming Anderson Cooper interview, exclusively excerpted at Radar Online, Hamer righteously and adamantly appears to defend the confessed killer who is now sentenced to 28 years in a Peruvian prison, likening him to that of Gandhi and MLK! No, seriously y’all.
We would go the route of Hitler, but who are we to judge…
If we weren’t otherwise bemused by the apparent conviction and moral stance depicted in the video, we would swear Ms. Thing has visited one too many Dutch coffee shop in her time and is now suffering from uncontrolled flash-backs of an unsavory kind.
It’s not enough that reports have the Florida native shelling out tens of thousands of her own $$$ to fund Sloot’s mounting legal costs, medical attention and subsequent appeal. But now she wants to take to a public soap-box and preach his innocence although he has reportedly confessed in great detail.
And to hear her say it, this has nothing to do with personal sexual proclivities! Although she readily admits to welcoming him into her home as a peace treaty of sorts.
We, personally, love the uncut and uncensored variations of The Netherlands – yum and tasty they are – but we would personally advise her to redirect her focus towards a less psychotic sort of youngens.
Unlike an individual who, in all likelihood off’ed that pretty blond teen in Aruba not too many years back and walked scott-free only to be caught on hidden camera in his native land confessing to it sometime later.
But dare we also say that if that is what she truly wants, then she should, by all means, get whats coming to her – beach-side.
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Channing Tatum: Details February Cover Boy
Posted in alex pettyfer, channing tatum, joe manganiello, magic mike, matt bomer on January 22, 2012
Channing Tatum Struts his Stuff on Set of Son of No One
Hotness Channing Tatum graces the cover of the upcoming February issue of Details Magazine. And damn if he doesn’t look like two scoops of melts in your mouth yumness! We are over the rainbow at the prospects of seeing his upcoming shake-his-money-maker stripper flick “Magic Mike,” which incidentally stars a bevy of male hotness, including “White Collar’s” Matt Bomer, Adam Rodriguez, Alex Pettyfer, Matthew McConaughey and “True Blood’s” Joe Manganiello.
OMG! Lord help us.
The only thing that could make this flick any better than the wet dream it currently is is if they go and have a little bit of frontal full Monty. But we can’t hold our breath that long while deep throating so we won’t risk it – what can we tell y’all, we are talented but no aqua man.
We are left wondering how director Steven Soderbergh bypassed ingesting a little hot chocolate into the wide array of flavors in his flick… But we ain’t going to get all NAACP on him just yet. We are fully aware of the feared sentiment by some in these here United States on the topic of our brothers endowments folklore, so we will leave it alone for now & just say – IT’S NOT A MYTH Y’ALL! THE STORIES ARE TRUE YOU DUMB-ASSES, THERE ARE SOME THAT ARE THICKER THAN YOUR WRIST!
This flick doesn’t really have much middle ground to it – it will either be a HUGE hit (pardon the pun) or a terrible disaster $$$ wise.
We will do our part and buy a tix opening night & revisit for a few days thereafter – just to help it along is all cuz we are die-hard Tatum fans.
For preview purposes we have gone and compiled a few stills released to EW of the upcoming testosterone fueled strip-a-thon along with the Details cover. E-N-J-O-Y! Movie is expected to release this June so get those dollar bills ready!
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Heidi Klum and Seal Rumored Divorce on Horizon
Posted in divorce, heidi klum, seal, seperation, splitsville on January 21, 2012
Heidi and hubby Seal - guest performer of the night - show their silly side at Orphans Benefit
Say it ain’t so! Ebony & Ivory super couple, German one-time VS model turned Project Runway producer & host Heidi Klum and her crooner husband Seal are allegedly on the road to splits-ville.
The hottest interracial couple since the days of Josephine Baker and her band leader husband are reportedly separating and divorce papers are imminent – citing the proverbial irreconcilable differences as a cause.
Papers are expected to be filed sometime later this week, states RadarOnline - no word as yet on which of the two will do the honors bringing an end to the seven year marriage.
The couple have four children together – three since their marriage in 2005 and one brought into the relationship which Seal adopted.
Although neither of their reps have officially released a statement, the rumors are everywhere and with this much fanfare it is certainly based in truth.
The couple have not been seen together in public since January.
We hope against hope at this time that these rumors are baseless and that the expected announcement this week will be calling such rumors nothing more than rubbish!
Michael Fassbender: Cocked and Packing
Posted in george clooney, michael fassbender, nsfw, nude, nude pics, nudes, x men first class, x men first class premiere on January 21, 2012
Michael Fassbender at the X-Men: First Class NYC premiere
It’s been a week since George Clooney made his comment about Michael Fassbender’s sizable endowment and folks are still chatting about it. Hell, we don’t mind telling y’all that it got our attention right quick and before Clooney could finish with his colorful acceptance speech we were online pulling from a few choice full-frontal video grabs of the new Magneto letting it all hang out and swing!
Strange though, with those few choice words out of the mouth of a celebrated Hollywood icon, an otherwise serious and talented thespian who has not yet fully gone main stream, and is only now getting his due, has been catapulted into the stratosphere and is the talk of EVERYONE. Not to mention getting every vagina and gay man, across the world, deep in monologue about getting their mouths around that club.
Ok, so yeah, we know Fassbender from his roles in the X-Men: First Class, Jane Eyre and 300 flicks. But Sadly, he skipped the step and repeat at X & we only managed to obtain one frame of the Irish-German soon to be 35 yr old. But we were paying attention!
Of Course the German portion of that aforementioned heritage coupling fully explains his third leg and would hardly necessitate Clooney’s statement!
We’ve done a little bit of research on the matter…
Now, we haven’t as yet gotten a chance to screen Shame – the much touted film from where the grabs originate – but make no mistake about it, it’s on our Netflix que!
Fassbender can presently be seen in Haywire and is next slated to star in Prometheus, opposite Charlize Theron and Patrick Wilson and Twelve Years a Slave, opposite Brad Pitt. He is also gracing the present issue of The Hollywood Reporter cover with photos’ by Brian Bowen Smith
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