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Perez Hilton: Purported Manhunt Profile Nude Ad
Posted in christopher landon, Jr, manhunt, nsfw, nude, nude pics, nudes, perez hilton on April 16, 2012
The self proclaimed one-time chubby queen of all media, you know the one – Perez Hilton (aka Mario Armando Lavandeira, Jr) – the same one who has transformed himself into a muscle Mary yet has still managed to be as unattractive as a wet-fart, is now himself the focus of attention at the hands of an alleged Manhunt profile containing nude self-pics.
Shocked you say?
Well, we have never been fans of the Ms. Thing. And don’t mind stating there isn’t any love lost.
Ugly is as ugly does. Made all the worse by the incessant drive to achieve some personal level of fame without any discernible talent…
But what does surface at reviewing the profile info are the statement it contains…
We winced at the “fantastic neg top” declaration. And nearly choked on our Dr. Pepper at the “almost 8 inches” part. We think that’s stretching the truth a tad bit. It’s more along the lines of almost 7 inches, with little girth to make up for its shortcoming.
The “into” portion, however, suits his vapid existence – especially the “voyeurism” part. Bitch was fat as all hell & assuredly couldn’t pay for it with a borrowed platinum card so it is easy to visualize him being one of those obnoxiously over-bearing trolls that is always peeping others trying to get a grove on at the baths. (Don’t act like you don’t know the type dammit!)
We do also wonder how this materialized… And we are not ruling out dumbass purposely putting it out there for some half-hazard attempt at infamy ala Christopher Landon.
As for the “work out 5x a wk” bit… the mirror never lies Princess Perez.
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Sam Worthington: Wrath of The Titans NY Premiere
Posted in clash of the titans, harry hamlin, liam neeson, maggie smith, sam worthington, ursula andress, wrath of the titans on April 1, 2012
Sam Worthington attends the Wrath of The Titans NYC premiere on the UWS
Sam Worthington and Liam Neeson brought their Wrath of The Titans to NYC’s UWS earlier this week and we sauntered over for a quick look see. We are huge fans of the Greek Mythology genre and marveled when they cast these two in roles originated by Harry Hamlin and Laurence Olivier in 1981′s Clash of The Titans. We don’t see a connection really, but the CGI certainly has improved tenfold.
It’s somewhat obligatory scheduling to see the 2nd installation to The Titan film – even if they skipped on it way back when we were a young-en.
We just haven’t reconciled how to deal with the tugging at Worthington’s portrayal of Perseus.
In truth what made the original so over the top and entertaining – aside from a cast that not only included Olivier and Hamlin’s beauty – was the likes of Maggie Smith, Ursula Andress and Jack Gwillim – among others – playing such epic characters.
And then there were the costumes.
The subtle attire that had blatant sexual overtones buried deep in historical settings and Mythology.
Something that fit Hamlin so well and complimented his pouty mouth which made you want to taste it…
Worthington doesn’t leave you wanting anything from him once the movie is over. Cept maybe wanting him to loose ten lbs. And this, we feel, is the foundation to the casting flaw.
Assuredly this installment will register in tix sales but we truly don’t think these re-adaptations will make the history books. With the limited special effects available way back in 1981 you can still watch Clash of The Titans and derive true entertainment from the storyline and performances. The new installment – some 30 yrs later – has some great special effects but nothing else that is as memorable.
And Liam Neeson as Zeus? Really?
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Amber Heard: Met Opera Beauty
Posted in amber heard, chloe moretz, emma roberts, emmy rossum, lincoln center, met opera on March 31, 2012
It is our wholehearted belief that, were the Opera world to bring in a new take on their centuries old art, they would attract a whole new generation. Sort of like that Jean Paul Gautier dressed film The Fifth Element and how they revamped Lucia with some dance floor pounding house track. Not everyone agrees, we know, but there you have it. Bringing in fresh blood the likes of blonde beauty Amber Heard, Emma Roberts, Chloe Moretz, January Jones and Emmy Rossum alongside the likes of the sophistication of Patricia Clarkson, is a damn good start to a change. These iconic divas lent their support to the YSL sponsored Met Opera gala opening for Manon this past week in NYC.
And we were gagging!
We love ourselves some Amber… For her young years she is a classic yet modern blond ambition that can do anything. Sex appeal included.
Ask her to work some fashion? Easy for her. And done like a runway veteran. To demurely whip a mans attention into the ready? Done. Have the gay boys screaming over her effortless sashay? Yes, we did! It’s little challenge for her…
And she delivers with continuity.
Yeah, so The Rum Diaries flopped. Certainly to no fault of her own or Johnny Depp’s for that matter. It was just a bad script written by a drunk who assuredly was still drinking when he went back & proof read the works. Heard’s performance was inspired.
And let us not start on the puritans who complained their asses off about The Playboy Club.
Those folks simply have to much damn time on their hands and not enough volunteer drive to help the needy.
We will religiously continue our support of Ms. Heard as she brings a little bit of sunshine into our world whenever we lay eyes on her. And we are thankful for it.
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Jennifer Lawrence: Hunger Games Box Office Feast
Posted in carlos leon, isabelle fuhrman, jennifer lawrence, josh hutcherson, liam hemsworth, the hunger games, victor cruz on March 25, 2012
Jennifer Lawrence stops briefly for outside photographers during The Hunger Games NYC screening.
Like the world over, we too have been anxiously looking forward to the arrival of The Hunger Games – starring Jennifer Lawrence, Liam Hemsworth, Josh Hutcherson and Isabelle Fuhrman. The preview alone for the book-to-screen adaptation wet our appetite for a full experience. Hell, who are we kidding, Hemsworth had us wet for so long we were damn near drowning in it… And we were determined to get our fill during one of the last promotional nights by the young casts before the grand opening worldwide!
Interesting evening… But a grander screen experience.
From the costumes to the CGI effects to the casting – the film is a epic, capturing the conflicts of social class structure accented through color.
Oddly, folks are still on the Twilight comparison phenom and we can’t help but wonder why… Other than the obvious that is… the media fueling a public frenzy which originated with the books – much like the Harry Potter novels. That and the fact that Breaking Dawn II still has one remaining episode on the 2012 horizon.
Sure, on the surface it appears to play to a tween audience. But once you look past the surface of things – the fact that it stars a generally young-ish crowd being the most obvious – it really is a whole hell of a lot smarter than Twilight and well, no further connections can be discernibly made.
We now must regress to reading the book(s) given how wowed we were left with the film.
And on Sunday afternoon, the estimated tallies being reported are in the tune of around $155 Million – with a pre-sale coming in around $15 million alone.
Not bad start – but hardly a surprise.
We are for certain glad to have made the sacrifice and dutifully covered the NYC special screening, held at Chelsea’s SVA theater, late last week.
Yeah, the film has premiered everywhere else and Tim-buck-too but Lawrence’s green low-cut cleavage revealing cocktail number makes up for the scheduling blunder by the suits. Although her attitude could in & of itself use some fine tuning. (Girl it’s early in the game for such disdain… OSCAR nomination or not…)
Other notable attendees: Alan Cumming, Rob Thomas, Cheyenne Jackson, Stanley Tucci, Irina Shayk, Abigail Breslin, Bridget Moynahan, Jake T. Austin, Dave Annable, Giant’s Victor Cruz and Carlos Leon.
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Joe Manganiello: Duracell Olympics Games Program Launch
Posted in chace crawford, gossip girl, joe manganiello, true blood on March 22, 2012
Joe Manganiello lends his hotness in support of Duracell's Olympic Games Program launch in NYC
We love em tall. And True Blood’s resident ripeness Joe Manganiello fits the bill with inches to spare. So when we got word that The Wolf was racing into NYC to take part in the Duracell Rely on Copper to Go for The Gold Olympic Games Program launch, we were drooling at the onset. We tell y’all our hearts skipped a beat and we nearly fainted when he sauntered into the Stage 37 studios.
And it gets better! Like wet dream better… The ever pretty picture of Gossip Girl’s Chace Crawford proceeded Manganiello and all we could think of was a picturesque menage a trois with uncontrollable emissions.
The mere idea of it all catapulted us to overwrought levels of giddy which resulted with us damn near begging Manganiello, on hands and knees, to discard that beautiful and, from what he volunteered, pricey leather jacket so we could feast, in person, at his well developed-ness, glorified on screen. Alas it was to no avail.
Frustrating!
We haven’t had that much of a hard time getting a subject to take our direction since – well, damn near never! Just ask Puffy about the sunglasses bit in the MTV Awards press room some years back…
“First it’s the jacket, then it’s the shirt, then its the pants,” Manganiello quipped.
Well, he got us there.
But generally speaking we would only ask such things in private and that would come with our volunteered assistance. We are always ready to oblige papi, should you reconsider…
And so the step-and-repeat moved on to the Olympians: Diana Lopez, Summer Sanders, Hunter Kemper, Michelle Beadle, Smash’s Megan Hilty and Mark Lopez, who volunteered what others wouldn’t in the form of displaying his tight abs proclaiming “here’s the real situation!”
Indeed!
All in all a great program for highly dedicated and committed athletes.
Good luck in London guys.
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Kellan Lutz: Bloomie’s Abbot Main Launch
Posted in hottie, kellan lutz, twilight on March 18, 2012
Kellan Lutz flies into NY to launch the '12 Abbot + Main collection at Bloomingdale's in Garden City.
Twilight’s Kellan Lutz is one piece of hotness you want to be scorched by! No way around that… At 6.1, the North Dakota native inspires you want to put city living down and head your ass out West for some good ole clean living – and a barn where you can romp around with the likes of something like him after they chop down a tree or something…
True that Lutz now permanently resides in Hollywood, but he is the son of the Dakotas. The birth place of that beautiful smile and crystal blue eyes.
Our dearest bud Henry dropped us a note and informed us that Lutz would be appearing at Bloomingdale’s – Garden City, to launch the Abbot + Main ’12 collection and we packed our bag for a road trip stat.
The facilities came furnished with a resident DJ, cupcakes & Bloomie’s water being catered about the grounds. Thank you!
And when the man, in all his ripeness materialized, the schlep out to Long Island was complete!
Lutz posed up beautifully, gave a few words to thanks the horde of fans gathered and was surprised with a birthday cake commemorating his 27th year.
YUM!
Papi even went in for a taste, post blowing out the candles. ‘You can afford a bite,’ we offered him. And with a grin, Lutz went in and took a mouthful!
We nearly fainted and had to be fanned for lack of air.
Happiest of birthday wishes to Kellan for being a good sport and many more!
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