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Terry Crews: Muscle Spice in NYC
Posted in chrissy teigen, isaiah mustafa, muscle & fitness magazine, old spice, terry crews, victor cruz on March 18, 2012
Old Spice pulled out all the stops and brought in some major candy to launch their new Bounty of Scents in NYC recently with two of their spokesmen: Terry Crews and Isaiah Mustafa. Joining this tag team of lick-able Godiva were Giant’s Victor Cruz and model Chrissy Teigen.
Now we are a huge fan of Terry Crews. And brother man is one muscle dude we have wanted to lay our eyes on for quite sometime. (Sue us – we love chocolate! What else can we tell y’all.) We dutifully tuned in to his Brooklyn dad portrayal on Everybody Hates Chris and often rolled our skinny ass off our white leather couch in sheer hysterics. And we have marveled at, not only his recent Muscle & Fitness cover but his big screen roles – brother can pack a Speedo! So when we heard he was racing into NYC for an Old Spice launch event, well, how the hell to say no to that?
We quickly dusted off our Canon and made head-way down to the Highline Stages in the Meat Packing district – no pun intended – to get our front and center spot and feast our eyes.
Wow!
But don’t you know we arrived and to our pleasant surprise the gang was all in and ready! And all in good spirits. Hot and timely… That’s one fabulous combo.
The step-and-repeat went over smoothly & without a glitch – with the exception of one pap asking Cruz to show her his moves… We know… She is special that one! But other one can’t say things go this smooth that often. (case & point: a horde of paps waited at Macy’s for Nicole Richie’s skinny ass for THREE hours!)
We quickly thanked the group for their good spirits and made a steadfast get-a-way with a smile on our face – Yes, it was just like after-glow!
And now for the apology… We have been remiss on posting for a bit now but we are looking to taper off our absence due to working for the man. We are grateful to the folks that have continued visiting our site to search our archive. Much obliged!
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Megan Fox: Friends With Kids NYC Screening
Posted in adam scott, cinema society, friends with kids screening, john hamm, megan fox, miriam shor, sandra bernhard on March 7, 2012
Megan Fox in NYC for a special screening of Friends With Kids
The beauty that is Megan Fox swirled into NYC and joined hotness Jon Hamm to promote their new film “Friends With Kids,” at a special screening presented by the Cinema Society, held at the SVA Theater, this week. And boy were we excited.
We don’t mind telling y’all that Megan Fox is a total Betty! No other female in Hollywood rivals her sex-appeal factor. That’s bank! The girl is so hot that there are gays willing to convert to get with that… Pay attention Michelle Bachmann, she is your only chance…
Fox also happens to be the only candidate available, in our humble opinion, to take the Wonder Woman role to the big screen with any chance of success. Lord knows the flunkies at that unfortunate TV network found their re-envisioning of the 70′s series to be less than climactic or fruitful. (Did the 1st episode ever actually air?) Why? Cuz it can only work with the likes of MEGAN FOX, dumb-asses!
Suits on the West Coast should be scurrying to make this happen! Hop to it Spielberg.
Of course the venue bringing our vision to the East coast exercised a restricted inside coverage – but that never stops the determined lot, ourselves included.
And the mission was accomplished.
But now that we’ve dutifully sang Fox’s praise, we will send out a friendly message to Ms. Diva…
Just because you don’t see a red carpet set up to accompany a press line of photogs, it doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t stop for them… That lot works just as hard Ms. Thing and gets equally printed. And remember gays can turn on a dime tighter than Naomi on the catwalk.
Love you, XO.
Other notable attendees: Adam Scott, super-beauty Christy Turlington, Miriam Shor, Rebecca Creskoff, True Blood’s Sam Trammell, comedic genius Sandra Bernhard and Sarah Silverman, among others.
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Marcelo Gomes: King of The Dance in NYC
Posted in ballet, city center, david hallberg, denis matvienko, guillaume cote, ivan vasiliev, kings of the dance, marcelo gomes on February 26, 2012
Marcelo Gomes, Guillaume Cote, David Hallberg, Denis Matvienko and Ivan Vasiliev in Kings of The Dance: Opus 3 at City Center
Let us start by disclosing that seeing Marcelo Gomes’ name headlining a performance makes us stand at attention. C’est vrai. Add choreographer Nacho Duato to this already military response and, well, we get ready to sprint across the valley to get our asses the the ticket counter – or online to click a purchase, whichever is closest – faster than a if it were a booty call.
So when our dearest friends Rich & Edward text proclaiming a coupling of the two above named, along with Guillaume Cote, David Hallberg, Denis Matvienko and Ivan Vasiliev, appearing in Kings of the Dance: Opus 3, we got to pulling out Prada boxes of shoes and what to wear with them to Saturday nights performance at City Center, right quick. YES, we have wi-fi!
The night promised nothing short of stellar delivery of technique, line, beauty and bravora by a cast of some of the most talented ballet dancers anywhere! A sure thing. And how many times can one bank on that?
Not many, as we have discovered. Booty calls have been known to under deliver!
Well, we love not having to entertain doubt and throw caution to the winds on a brisk Saturday night, let us tell you!
And what better way to spend an evening than witnessing a royal quintuplet of peaking perfection of bodies in motion?
We will let y’all ponder that thought…
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Whitney Houston: Dead at 48
Posted in drugs, rip, whitney houston on February 11, 2012
This is truly a sad ending to a long and drawn out public downward spiral. One time pop sensation Whitney Houston has been found dead at the Beverly Hilton Hotel by her bodyguard this afternoon, state Beverly Hills Police.
Last photo of the troubled singer, taken this past Thursday as she exited Tru night club in Hollywood, depict her looking like a ripe mess albeit alive.
Although the world knew that the one time voice which belted out of the Clive Davis creation was gone and nothing but a memory, her expected return to the big screen in “Sparkle,” opposite Jordan Sparks and Mike Epps, was highly anticipated.
Ironically the upcoming film deals with fame and drugs.
The loss of Whitney Houston comes on the tail end of her fans having already mourned the loss of one of the greatest and most impactful voices of our time.
Her recordings will stand tantamount to her one-time vocal prowess and her life will be a cautionary tale of the hazards of uncontrolled drug use.
RIP Whitney.
We will leave y’all to mourn in your own fashion and share these two videos, showing two very different Whitney.
Demi Moore: 9-1-1 Call Believed A Result of K2 Spice
Posted in 9-1-1 call, demi moore on January 28, 2012
Demi Moore allegedly smoked "something like incense" 9-1-1 caller explains
Celebrity seems to come with a whole special type of stupid act style shit. Case and point: Demi Moore’s recent rush to the ER after a frantic 9-1-1 call where a description of what she inhaled was given over the phone to the dispatcher, reports Radar Online.
“She smoked something, it’s not marijuana, it’s similar to incense. She seems to be having convulsions,” the caller explains.
Well, for starters, doesn’t this fucker know you don’t go stating such shit on a call that is, in all likelihood, being recorded? Dumbass. Throw her ass in a car & hightail yourselves over to the hospital!
Secondly, why would anyone need to smoke something “similar to incense” in a state that has medicinal cannabis stores readily available? More dumbasses.
It is speculated that what Ms. Moore may have smoked is a designer herb called K2 Spice. It is described as “currently legal herbal incense product spiked with powerful designer drugs” that don’t show up in tests, according to WebMD,” explains Radar.
Well we can begrudgingly see the allure – DOESN’T SHOW UP IN TESTS!
We know Hollywood types tend to be extreme and, above that, catered to on their every whim, without those around them feeling any need to exercise a voice of reason, less they get themselves ousted from their cushy do nothing jobs. Self-preservation at its worse! But this just takes a big ole slice of the fucking cake.
Dearest angel Demi, yes, your marriage to that boy Kutcher ended in a haz-mat of public scrutiny. But c’est la vie cherrie! You’ve had enough work done that you can get a boy-toy delivered – at any time. And likely one with more let-me-please-you sentiment than a steadfast up-the-food-chain-of-business-man Ashton Kutcher type. It ain’t worth going all clinical from loosing it. Pretty is as pretty does and his philandering wasn’t all that pretty.
BUT HE AIN”T THAT FUCKING SPECIAL!
Take a moment and regroup, perhaps take your toned ass over to Spain, France or Germany and get yourself situated. Leave the BS of La-La-Land right where it is now and go on an adventure, you will still have an agent, a publicist and a whole bunch of flacks when you decide to return.
Mary Hamer: Joran Van Der Sloot Guardian Lunatic
Posted in anderson cooper, aruba, convicted killer, joran van der sloot, mary hamer, the netherlands on January 27, 2012
Mary Hamer defends her support of confessed killer Joran van der Sloot on Anderson Cooper
Ordinarily we don’t comment on the rules of attraction of other folks, regardless of how wayward they may seem. Who are we to judge is our official position. But Mary Hamer’s self designated sponsoring of confessed Dutch killer Joran van der Sloot is simply too much to withstand. To put it simply, this bitch is out of control!
In an upcoming Anderson Cooper interview, exclusively excerpted at Radar Online, Hamer righteously and adamantly appears to defend the confessed killer who is now sentenced to 28 years in a Peruvian prison, likening him to that of Gandhi and MLK! No, seriously y’all.
We would go the route of Hitler, but who are we to judge…
If we weren’t otherwise bemused by the apparent conviction and moral stance depicted in the video, we would swear Ms. Thing has visited one too many Dutch coffee shop in her time and is now suffering from uncontrolled flash-backs of an unsavory kind.
It’s not enough that reports have the Florida native shelling out tens of thousands of her own $$$ to fund Sloot’s mounting legal costs, medical attention and subsequent appeal. But now she wants to take to a public soap-box and preach his innocence although he has reportedly confessed in great detail.
And to hear her say it, this has nothing to do with personal sexual proclivities! Although she readily admits to welcoming him into her home as a peace treaty of sorts.
We, personally, love the uncut and uncensored variations of The Netherlands – yum and tasty they are – but we would personally advise her to redirect her focus towards a less psychotic sort of youngens.
Unlike an individual who, in all likelihood off’ed that pretty blond teen in Aruba not too many years back and walked scott-free only to be caught on hidden camera in his native land confessing to it sometime later.
But dare we also say that if that is what she truly wants, then she should, by all means, get whats coming to her – beach-side.
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