Cecil Singleton comes forward to become Kevin Clash accuser number two.

There is little denying that Kevin Clash – the now middle-aged man who once voiced beloved Elmo – is knee-deep in a whole lot of twink conjured shit.  Some might even say that this is the price you pay for chasing some fresh common-street ass!  But if it wasn’t enough trouble before – which resulted in a prompt pay out of $250k to accuser number one, along comes Cecil Singleton with allegations of a sexual liaison with Clash starting when he was 15-years-old.

Score: Twinks 2!

In a grand runway entrance executed by Ms. Thing for a press conference, a few days ago, Singleton single-highhandedly managed to steal the spotlight from accuser number one, Sheldon Stephens, and left the audience gagging.

We admit we marveled at his attempt to sell a line of being dupped at the hands of a predator.  His thought that their relationship was unique and how if he had known that it hadn’t been a special bond, he would’ve come forward sooner.

Little doubt there…

Not to mention his prompt suit filing for damages to the tune of $5 Million.

Cha-ching!

Now, as far as we can so far tell, this here Singleton would constitute the dick-tionary poster boy for being one attention needing greedy-ass bottom!  And hell if you couldn’t easily attach her being an upstaging bitch title as well.

But our personal judgements aside there are a few side points which keep nagging at our psyche.

Like, for instance, how he claims to have encountered Clash in a gay chat-room at 15.  Hmmmm, we say.  Plausible.  Bitches start younger and younger…

Singleton’s allegations intimate that he was seduced by the expensive dinners and cash allowance stemming from the May-December tryst.

No doubt.  It’s hard out there for a ho…

And how, like accuser number one, Singleton also met Clash in NYC.

And this is where we come to a full stop.

Yes, granted NYC is a heavily populated metropolis, but – wait for it – accuser number one and two share a variety of similarities that are not too easy to dismiss.

These two are the same age and demeanor and even in a Metropolis there are a limited amount of venues that cater to the likes of these two bitches.

Trust us!  We know this part well.

Were these two to be polar opposites – like let’s say one from the suburbs and one out of town’er – we’d grant Clash the “predator” moniker easily.  But these two are sisters of the same hood.

Now, its not that we excuse any dealings which may or may not have transpired within such a dalliance but this just has too much of a residual smell of more than a transgression by a gay man who likes them young.

This is us telling you that we don’t easily dismiss the likelihood of Singleton and Stephens being sisterly acquaintances.

Hell, we’d even stake some $$$ we don’t have that these two have crossed paths – on more than one occasion while traversing a KeiKei in the NYC gay scene!

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