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There is little denying that Kevin Clash – the now middle-aged man who once voiced beloved Elmo – is knee-deep in a whole lot of twink conjured shit. Some might even say that this is the price you pay for chasing some fresh common-street ass! But if it wasn’t enough trouble before – which resulted in a prompt pay out of $250k to accuser number one, along comes Cecil Singleton with allegations of a sexual liaison with Clash starting when he was 15-years-old.
Score: Twinks 2!
In a grand runway entrance executed by Ms. Thing for a press conference, a few days ago, Singleton single-highhandedly managed to steal the spotlight from accuser number one, Sheldon Stephens, and left the audience gagging.
We admit we marveled at his attempt to sell a line of being dupped at the hands of a predator. His thought that their relationship was unique and how if he had known that it hadn’t been a special bond, he would’ve come forward sooner.
Little doubt there…
Not to mention his prompt suit filing for damages to the tune of $5 Million.
Now, as far as we can so far tell, this here Singleton would constitute the dick-tionary poster boy for being one attention needing greedy-ass bottom! And hell if you couldn’t easily attach her being an upstaging bitch title as well.
But our personal judgements aside there are a few side points which keep nagging at our psyche.
Like, for instance, how he claims to have encountered Clash in a gay chat-room at 15. Hmmmm, we say. Plausible. Bitches start younger and younger…
Singleton’s allegations intimate that he was seduced by the expensive dinners and cash allowance stemming from the May-December tryst.
No doubt. It’s hard out there for a ho…
And how, like accuser number one, Singleton also met Clash in NYC.
And this is where we come to a full stop.
Yes, granted NYC is a heavily populated metropolis, but – wait for it – accuser number one and two share a variety of similarities that are not too easy to dismiss.
These two are the same age and demeanor and even in a Metropolis there are a limited amount of venues that cater to the likes of these two bitches.
Trust us! We know this part well.
Were these two to be polar opposites – like let’s say one from the suburbs and one out of town’er – we’d grant Clash the “predator” moniker easily. But these two are sisters of the same hood.
Now, its not that we excuse any dealings which may or may not have transpired within such a dalliance but this just has too much of a residual smell of more than a transgression by a gay man who likes them young.
This is us telling you that we don’t easily dismiss the likelihood of Singleton and Stephens being sisterly acquaintances.
Hell, we’d even stake some $$$ we don’t have that these two have crossed paths – on more than one occasion while traversing a KeiKei in the NYC gay scene!
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Say it ain’t so, Patti! The incomparable Patti LaBelle – Lady Marmalade herself – is now facing being named in a lawsuit stemming from her bodyguards beating on a Houston cadet observed “standing too close to her luggage,” while talking on his cell-phone, reports The Daily Mail. Sound absurd? Wait for it, there is surveillance video!
In the video, LaBelle’s pricey keep are witnessed approaching and punching the young man and knocking him to the ground after he hits a concrete column. A hit so hard in fact that brother staggers to regain his equilibrium!
That ain’t right…
Reports state the injured cadet bled everywhere.
We luv and have had the pleasure of making Ms. LaBelle’s acquaintance, so this is all too hard to believe. But we also know – 1st hand – how overzealous hired thugs can be. And the video is irrefutable!
And if it wasn’t bad enough – in the same video – police are later seen posing for photos with the legendary chanteuse as if it were a meet & greet and not a potential crime scene! WTF is wrong with people?
We hope LaBelle makes this right – pronto!
Comedic actor and sometimes lewd mess Andy Dick, here pictured attempting to tongue Fred Durst at the MTV VMA’s circa 01, has been arrested for alleged sexual assault in West Virginia, FoxNews reports .
“Based upon statements of two victims and independent witness accounts alleging that he had engaged in unwanted and uninvited groping of the two victims’ genital areas, Andrew R. Dick (AKA Andy Dick) of South Pasadena, Calif., was arrested and charged with two counts of Sex Abuse in the First Degree,” Huntington Police Department statement reads.
The one time uber funny and talented “News Radio” alum has, in recent years, been on a steadfast downward spiral with alcohol and narcotics his constant companion. Seriously y’all this mothafucka has been thru rehab more times than LiLo and Winehouse put together.
This marks one additional bout with molestation charges – which violates his 2008 probation on a similar conviction involving a teen.
Sad part in the story is that Dick is actually funny. But brotha man, one can only look past a talents shortcomings but so many times before you get written off!
It wasn’t a merry christmas for all, nor for all a good night! Charlie Sheen has been arrested and charged with domestic violence against his wife Brooke Mueller, mother of his twin boys, on X-Mas day, in Aspen, Colorado, after a call to 9-1-1 to local police on Friday morn, reports TMZ.
The Two and a Half Men costar was taken into custody and held until he posted an $8,500 bond late friday night, after the alleged incident. Sheen is being charged on felony second degree assault, felony menacing and criminal mischief – a misdemeanor, the website RadarOnline reports.
Sheen is no stranger to trouble with a capital T! Seriously, y’all – from drugs and booze to philandering and escorts to domestic abuse charges – Sheen trumps the rock-star lifestyle. But this sucks for him and surely jeapordizes his tenure on the hit show where he earns a reported $825K per episode.
The details of his latest incident are sketchy at best, but reports are already surfacing of Mueller’s claims that Sheen choked her, prompting the 9-1-1- call. She did however fess up to alcohol being involved. Hmmmm….
“Do not be mislead by appearance. Appearance and reality can be as different as night and day. It would benefit everyone not to jump to any conclusion,” his publicist Stan Rosenfield has asked via a statement to TMZ. Dully noted sir.
I repeat Allegedly as I need to cover my ass cuz I’ve already been assigned a “content warning” due to some puritan dumb fuck face complaining bout my material as “objectionable”! Never mind the under-age ramifications generally meaning not fully age of consent….
Police reports are quoted as stating that “after stopping his car, Brown and the woman got out and the argument escalated. The woman suffered visible injuries and identified Brown as her attacker.”
She should have Jay Z go after his punk ass and make him a bitch!
Updates: head over to TMZ!