Mary Hamer defends her support of confessed killer Joran van der Sloot on Anderson Cooper

Ordinarily we don’t comment on the rules of attraction of other folks, regardless of how wayward they may seem.  Who are we to judge is our official position.  But Mary Hamer’s self designated sponsoring of confessed Dutch killer Joran van der Sloot is simply too much to withstand.  To put it simply, this bitch is out of control!

In an upcoming Anderson Cooper interview, exclusively excerpted at Radar Online, Hamer righteously and adamantly appears to defend the confessed killer who is now sentenced to 28 years in a Peruvian prison, likening him to that of Gandhi and MLK!  No, seriously y’all.

We would go the route of Hitler, but who are we to judge…

If we weren’t otherwise bemused by the apparent conviction and moral stance depicted in the video, we would swear Ms. Thing has visited one too many Dutch coffee shop in her time and is now suffering from uncontrolled flash-backs of an unsavory kind.

It’s not enough that reports have the Florida native shelling out tens of thousands of her own $$$ to fund Sloot’s mounting legal costs, medical attention and subsequent appeal.  But now she wants to take to a public soap-box and preach his innocence although he has reportedly confessed in great detail.

And to hear her say it, this has nothing to do with personal sexual proclivities!  Although she readily admits to welcoming him into her home as a peace treaty of sorts.

We, personally, love the uncut and uncensored variations of The Netherlands – yum and tasty they are – but we would personally advise her to redirect her focus towards a less psychotic sort of youngens.

Unlike an individual who, in all likelihood off’ed that pretty blond teen in Aruba not too many years back and walked scott-free only to be caught on hidden camera in his native land confessing to it sometime later.

But dare we also say that if that is what she truly wants, then she should, by all means, get whats coming to her – beach-side.

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