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Adam Lambert: Finland Arrest Over Spat with Beau

Pop sensation Adam Lambert and his beau Sauli at the Out Magazine OUT 100 party in NYC

Adam Lambert, 29, is all set up to do a jail house rock acapela set while in a Finish jail, reports RadarOnline.  The American Idol runner-up pop crooner and his trans-Atlantic twink beau Sauli Koskinen were arrested after having a fight which then escalated and involved busy bodies outside a gay bar called Don’t Tell Momma in Helsinki.

No details have emerged disclosing what the tete-a-tete fracas involved.  But we ain’t ruling out jealousy.  Cuz lets face it…  Two young, virile, attractive, famous gay boys in a gay bar are the spring-board to a jealous disagreement of sorts. 

And this is why open-relationships are not always kosher. 

We ain’t saying that the duo have one, mind you, but even if this were to be the case, you can’t have boys homing in your mans zipper, as they often do, right in front of you, paying it no never mind to how rude and disagreeable it can be! 

The tidbit of trivia out of all this trifling nonsense – arrested over a verbal altercation with your beau?  really?  – is that Koskinen is a celebrity back in his homeland.  Supposedly twink-ness won Finland’s Big Brother competition circa 2007. 

Wow! 

That’s right up there with Angelina’s OSCAR and so on…

For sure there will be developments in the case – last word was Lambert being held in a facility in Pasila while Koskinen was being held in Tooloo. 

We sure would like to be a fly on a wall when the duo meet up and make-up! 

What?  You know gay sex is hot!

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Helen Staudinger: Florida Granny Charged

Helen Staudinger of central Florida charged with firing at her neighbor for not kissing her

Helen Staudinger, 92, of central Florida has gone and gotten herself arrested and charged with firing off a semi-automatic pistol – four times – at her neighbor Dwight Bettner’s house for not kissing her, reports the NY Daily News.

Drastic? Maybe not. 

Staudinger is quoted as stating that her neighbor is a  “‘a smooth talker’ with a lot of girlfriends and that she used to cook for him when he first moved into the neighborhood,” the Daily News points out. 

The cooking alone merits some type of affection in our book.

Granny initially intended on simply firing off at “Bettner’s car that he loved so much,” the police report states.

The missed target is totally understandable, as far as we are concerned – she is 92 after all.

We here at RTnM feel Mrs. Staudinger’s pain in being rebuffed and would, in all likelihood, exonerate her of these charges. 

Let’s face it, men can be some trifling fuckers.

Bettner doesn’t believe that he has done anything to warrant his neighbors fatalistic advances.  “I’ve taken her trash out for her – just neighborly stuff,” Bettner stated. “I guess she just took that as something else.”

Hmmmmm….

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Russell Brand: LAX Arrest

Russell Brand greeted by a flock of fans while filming Arthur in NYC

British actor and comic Russell Brand, above pictured in NYC on the “Arthur” remake set, was arrested at LAX by police on battery charges stemming from an altercation with a paparazzi on Friday, reports Radar Online.

At the time of the incident Brand, accompanied by his fiance Katy Perry, was at security checkpoint at LAX on way to board a Delta flight to Vegas.

Brand was later released after posting a $20k bond.

Given that we have witnessed 1st hand how the West coast Pap’pers react at LAX, and our own pleasant encounters with the “Get Him to the Greek” star, we are siding on Brand’s side on this one and don’t doubt the fotogs overzealousness was the cause of this incident.

For real y’all, they act like that scene in Piranha’s 3d when a new motion in the water is detected! 

On her Twitter page, Perry tweeted, “If you cross the line and try and put a lens up my dress, my fiancé will do his job & protect me.”

If this is indeed the case, that is just cause in our books for a good ole fashion whoop ass!

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Mike Tyson: LAX Arrest

Iron Mike Tyson has gone and gotten himself arrested – again! This time at LAX for punching out an over zealous pap who apparently got too too close to the one time boxing phenom and his daughter, reports TMZ.

“The photographer got punched in the face, hit the ground, got up and began walking, leaving a trail of blood,” on the floor tells TMZ’s eyewitness. Additional eyewitnesses corroborate Tyson’s tale of the pap invading his personal space, stating that “the photographer got very close to Tyson before the boxer struck him.”

Now, ordinarily I would side with said pap and hope he gets a good attorney. However, this being Tyson, I would say this pap was looking for it.

Its like when I see a Pitbull coming down the street on a thick-ass chain with an owner struggling to hold on – you don’t go and try to pet it! You walk your ass across the street to go around it.

I have seen the aggression at LAX when a celeb pops up first hand and it gets crazy. But when its Iron Mike “ear biting” Tyson, you pay your respects and move on.

I find it interesting that no word is out on the pap’s identity and who he was working for – although I have myself a clue. For up-to date updates head over to TMZ.

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Roman Polanski: Awaits Proceeding Verdict

Polish director – Roman Polanski, 76, remains in Swiss custody and word is he could spend weeks more in jail as extradition proceedings continue, reports the BBC.

Polanski was detained at the Swiss Airport on Interpol’s “Red Notice” warrant for fleeing sentencing after pleading guilty to sex with a 13 year old girl some thirty years ago.

This would constitute a good example of all who run tripping and finding their ass up, face down, over a pebble on the sidewalk, in the hands of vanity!

I wonder if he is presently second guessing his travel to collect his Lifetime Achievement award?

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Ten Inch Gansta Rap

Rapper and thug gangster wanna-be T.I., the self-proclaimed King of the South – born Clifford Harris Jr., 28, will reportedly commence his one year and a day sentence for an arrest dating back to October of 2007 by May 26th.

Although he has received a 366 day sentence “Harris will be credited for 305 days of home detention he already has served after being charged,” the Chicago Sun Times reports via AP. Adding that “his stay at the Forrest City prison likely will be only two months.”

But lots can happen in two months, I think! Hell if I wouldn’t be halfway thru the chocolate population in that time!

Prison spokesperson R.D. Weeks said “Harris would likely be treated like any other prisoner coming into the facility.” Don’t these words sound familiar on the celebrity incarcerations avenue?… But word on the accommodations front is that T. will have to share a cell due to double occupancy policy…

“Unless there are custody or security concerns, all incoming inmates are placed in general population,” Weeks stated to The AP.

Brother man was busted for attempting to purchase weapons of the machine gun and silencer types from undercover federal agents and found himself handcuffed instead.

This is by no means T’s first arrest. This will mark his 33rd to date.

Brother is giving a whole new meaning to the terms career criminal and gansta-rapper.

I sure hope T.I. is short for ten inches, cuz even scrawny brothers come with some bubble ass! (God bless them genes!) And the way I figure it a big piece can deflect attention from a nice firm round ass – in some cases. But new meat is new meat so god speed T – don’t drop nothing…

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Andre 3k: Busted While Driving Black

Outkast member, Andre 3000, 33 – real name Andre Benjamin, was busted in hot-lanta for driving black in a white zone!

Evidently, Mr. Man was pulled over for hitting the 109 mph mark in a 65 zone – in a porsche, reports the AP

Now you know those coppers in Atlanta were none too thrilled to find themselves with a talented successful endowed brother (you have seen how he fills out those retro pants he’s worn in them videos of his haven’t you?), driving a car they will never be able to afford, dashing thru their turf.

It’s a miracle they let his ass out!

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Rihanna Beat Down!

It appears that the Clive Davis pre-Grammy tribute this past weekend was a hit – literally!

The web is abuzz with reports that Rihanna and her toy, RnB singer – Chris Brown, were spotted having an argument after the event that escalated into Brown’s arrest for assault sometime later on February 8th. Brown turned himself in to LAPD and was released on $50,000.00 bail.

Police reports are quoted as stating that “after stopping his car, Brown and the woman got out and the argument escalated. The woman suffered visible injuries and identified Brown as her attacker.”

This is the reason for both singers to be MIA at the Grammy’s last night, according to Access Hollywood and LA Times reports. Wow…

She should have Jay Z go after his punk ass and make him a bitch!

Updates: head over to TMZ!

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Charles Barkley DUI Bust

Whats wrong with the world when a man looking to get a little head has to be subjected to a DUI bust.

Bad boy b-ball player, Charles Barkley, busted in Arizona for running a stop-sign, on the last day of 2008, was merely racing to get to a good enough spot to get a little oral sex, reports TMZ.

According to report, the arresting officer wrote: “[Barkley] told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat.”

The report goes on to state that: “[Barkley] asked me to admit that she was ‘hot.’ He asked me, ‘You want the truth?’ When I told him I did he said, ‘I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job. He then explained that she had given him a ‘blow job’ one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life.”

That seems reason enough for me! Do those fuckers in Arizona know how hard it is to find good oral sex?

Getting head is nothing in comparisons to finding a talented practitioner. That shit isn’t always mind blowing. It takes technique!

And when your 6ft 5in tall and of assumable girth (he is cocksure!) – its fucking impossible to find one that can take it all in at once! So when you do, it makes an impression and you not only run a stop sign but mow down granny to get that mouth on the goods!

Let brother off before that mouths disappears into the cosmos…

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On The Edge!

Gay icon – George Michael, 45, has been busted over the weekend in yet another mens room. This time with crack cocaine and weed! Thats serious multi-tasking intent…

In a statement Georgie says: “I want to apologise to my fans for screwing up again, and to promise them I’ll sort myself out. And to say sorry to everybody else, just for boring them,” reports Us Magazine.

What is wrong with you G? This has to be a cry for help cuz if it were just about drugs (or dick), your dumbass could get that shit delivered to your flat! At your age it’s no longer cute, outrageous or sensational – merely pathetic, just stop. Haven’t you learned from Whitney? I hate to think of the day you end up on the tube falling over looking like this…

photo courtesy of: SMatask

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