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Adam Lambert, 29, is all set up to do a jail house rock acapela set while in a Finish jail, reports RadarOnline. The American Idol runner-up pop crooner and his trans-Atlantic twink beau Sauli Koskinen were arrested after having a fight which then escalated and involved busy bodies outside a gay bar called Don’t Tell Momma in Helsinki.
No details have emerged disclosing what the tete-a-tete fracas involved. But we ain’t ruling out jealousy. Cuz lets face it… Two young, virile, attractive, famous gay boys in a gay bar are the spring-board to a jealous disagreement of sorts.
And this is why open-relationships are not always kosher.
We ain’t saying that the duo have one, mind you, but even if this were to be the case, you can’t have boys homing in your mans zipper, as they often do, right in front of you, paying it no never mind to how rude and disagreeable it can be!
The tidbit of trivia out of all this trifling nonsense – arrested over a verbal altercation with your beau? really? – is that Koskinen is a celebrity back in his homeland. Supposedly twink-ness won Finland’s Big Brother competition circa 2007.
That’s right up there with Angelina’s OSCAR and so on…
For sure there will be developments in the case – last word was Lambert being held in a facility in Pasila while Koskinen was being held in Tooloo.
We sure would like to be a fly on a wall when the duo meet up and make-up!
What? You know gay sex is hot!
Helen Staudinger, 92, of central Florida has gone and gotten herself arrested and charged with firing off a semi-automatic pistol – four times – at her neighbor Dwight Bettner’s house for not kissing her, reports the NY Daily News.
Drastic? Maybe not.
Staudinger is quoted as stating that her neighbor is a “‘a smooth talker’ with a lot of girlfriends and that she used to cook for him when he first moved into the neighborhood,” the Daily News points out.
The cooking alone merits some type of affection in our book.
Granny initially intended on simply firing off at “Bettner’s car that he loved so much,” the police report states.
The missed target is totally understandable, as far as we are concerned – she is 92 after all.
We here at RTnM feel Mrs. Staudinger’s pain in being rebuffed and would, in all likelihood, exonerate her of these charges.
Let’s face it, men can be some trifling fuckers.
Bettner doesn’t believe that he has done anything to warrant his neighbors fatalistic advances. “I’ve taken her trash out for her – just neighborly stuff,” Bettner stated. “I guess she just took that as something else.”
British actor and comic Russell Brand, above pictured in NYC on the “Arthur” remake set, was arrested at LAX by police on battery charges stemming from an altercation with a paparazzi on Friday, reports Radar Online.
At the time of the incident Brand, accompanied by his fiance Katy Perry, was at security checkpoint at LAX on way to board a Delta flight to Vegas.
Brand was later released after posting a $20k bond.
Given that we have witnessed 1st hand how the West coast Pap’pers react at LAX, and our own pleasant encounters with the “Get Him to the Greek” star, we are siding on Brand’s side on this one and don’t doubt the fotogs overzealousness was the cause of this incident.
For real y’all, they act like that scene in Piranha’s 3d when a new motion in the water is detected!
On her Twitter page, Perry tweeted, “If you cross the line and try and put a lens up my dress, my fiancé will do his job & protect me.”
If this is indeed the case, that is just cause in our books for a good ole fashion whoop ass!
Its like when I see a Pitbull coming down the street on a thick-ass chain with an owner struggling to hold on – you don’t go and try to pet it! You walk your ass across the street to go around it.
But lots can happen in two months, I think! Hell if I wouldn’t be halfway thru the chocolate population in that time!
“Unless there are custody or security concerns, all incoming inmates are placed in general population,” Weeks stated to The AP.
Brother is giving a whole new meaning to the terms career criminal and gansta-rapper.
Police reports are quoted as stating that “after stopping his car, Brown and the woman got out and the argument escalated. The woman suffered visible injuries and identified Brown as her attacker.”
She should have Jay Z go after his punk ass and make him a bitch!
Updates: head over to TMZ!
According to report, the arresting officer wrote: “[Barkley] told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat.”
The report goes on to state that: “[Barkley] asked me to admit that she was ‘hot.’ He asked me, ‘You want the truth?’ When I told him I did he said, ‘I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job. He then explained that she had given him a ‘blow job’ one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life.”
That seems reason enough for me! Do those fuckers in Arizona know how hard it is to find good oral sex?
Getting head is nothing in comparisons to finding a talented practitioner. That shit isn’t always mind blowing. It takes technique!
And when your 6ft 5in tall and of assumable girth (he is cocksure!) – its fucking impossible to find one that can take it all in at once! So when you do, it makes an impression and you not only run a stop sign but mow down granny to get that mouth on the goods!
Let brother off before that mouths disappears into the cosmos…
photo courtesy of: SMatask