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Say it ain’t so, Patti! The incomparable Patti LaBelle – Lady Marmalade herself – is now facing being named in a lawsuit stemming from her bodyguards beating on a Houston cadet observed “standing too close to her luggage,” while talking on his cell-phone, reports The Daily Mail. Sound absurd? Wait for it, there is surveillance video!
In the video, LaBelle’s pricey keep are witnessed approaching and punching the young man and knocking him to the ground after he hits a concrete column. A hit so hard in fact that brother staggers to regain his equilibrium!
That ain’t right…
Reports state the injured cadet bled everywhere.
We luv and have had the pleasure of making Ms. LaBelle’s acquaintance, so this is all too hard to believe. But we also know – 1st hand – how overzealous hired thugs can be. And the video is irrefutable!
And if it wasn’t bad enough – in the same video – police are later seen posing for photos with the legendary chanteuse as if it were a meet & greet and not a potential crime scene! WTF is wrong with people?
We hope LaBelle makes this right – pronto!
Helen Staudinger, 92, of central Florida has gone and gotten herself arrested and charged with firing off a semi-automatic pistol – four times – at her neighbor Dwight Bettner’s house for not kissing her, reports the NY Daily News.
Drastic? Maybe not.
Staudinger is quoted as stating that her neighbor is a “‘a smooth talker’ with a lot of girlfriends and that she used to cook for him when he first moved into the neighborhood,” the Daily News points out.
The cooking alone merits some type of affection in our book.
Granny initially intended on simply firing off at “Bettner’s car that he loved so much,” the police report states.
The missed target is totally understandable, as far as we are concerned – she is 92 after all.
We here at RTnM feel Mrs. Staudinger’s pain in being rebuffed and would, in all likelihood, exonerate her of these charges.
Let’s face it, men can be some trifling fuckers.
Bettner doesn’t believe that he has done anything to warrant his neighbors fatalistic advances. “I’ve taken her trash out for her – just neighborly stuff,” Bettner stated. “I guess she just took that as something else.”
It wasn’t a merry christmas for all, nor for all a good night! Charlie Sheen has been arrested and charged with domestic violence against his wife Brooke Mueller, mother of his twin boys, on X-Mas day, in Aspen, Colorado, after a call to 9-1-1 to local police on Friday morn, reports TMZ.
The Two and a Half Men costar was taken into custody and held until he posted an $8,500 bond late friday night, after the alleged incident. Sheen is being charged on felony second degree assault, felony menacing and criminal mischief – a misdemeanor, the website RadarOnline reports.
Sheen is no stranger to trouble with a capital T! Seriously, y’all – from drugs and booze to philandering and escorts to domestic abuse charges – Sheen trumps the rock-star lifestyle. But this sucks for him and surely jeapordizes his tenure on the hit show where he earns a reported $825K per episode.
The details of his latest incident are sketchy at best, but reports are already surfacing of Mueller’s claims that Sheen choked her, prompting the 9-1-1- call. She did however fess up to alcohol being involved. Hmmmm….
“Do not be mislead by appearance. Appearance and reality can be as different as night and day. It would benefit everyone not to jump to any conclusion,” his publicist Stan Rosenfield has asked via a statement to TMZ. Dully noted sir.
Its like when I see a Pitbull coming down the street on a thick-ass chain with an owner struggling to hold on – you don’t go and try to pet it! You walk your ass across the street to go around it.
What is clear, however, is that his career is what is hurting these days.
Leave my man alone!
Evidently, Hilton wanted to request musical redirection from the resident DJ and security felt she was a bit too close and shoved her away. Reinhardt attempted to intervene and ended up with a bloody lip.
Clearly, as everyone knows, this is offensive behavior. Unless your ass knows the DJ, you should keep your distance and if you do approach, you need to do so with flattery before requesting a tune.
But ain’t no dick so good to get yourself beat down pimp 1970’s style, and left on the side of the road while you swell up like a watermelon!
And there ain’t no birthday gift, regardless of how much it sparkles, to get me to take someone back after such a beat down. Give me a poor blue-collar worker anyday! (With girth, please!)
Police reports are quoted as stating that “after stopping his car, Brown and the woman got out and the argument escalated. The woman suffered visible injuries and identified Brown as her attacker.”
She should have Jay Z go after his punk ass and make him a bitch!
Updates: head over to TMZ!