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Ladies and gentlemen, it is our esteemed pleasure to introduce y’all to two of the most darling and beautiful European additions to enter 2012: Ms. Eugénie and Ms. Zoe Sophie.
To those of you who have personally witnessed how easily we go from stoic to just plain ole dumbass in the presence of a baby, it will be little surprise at how giddy we are just looking at these here two family pics our dear EU friends have shared with us.
For the rest of y’all, well, the above disclosure is completely and utterly true. Nothing gets us acting like we have received a blow to the head and are permanently left with a speech impediment quicker than a baby. Hell, we even chuck our penchant for Italian labels for the chance at frolicking around on the ground, if it only means looking the fool or later being browbeaten by our friends over our less than dignified behavior if there is a possible chance of getting a baby to smile and/or chuckle (which does happen) - stains be damned.
If we get to see their little faces smile, we will gladly tell y’all to suck it! So there.
This affect only worsens as they mature and are able to run around after us and develop the ability to pounce and beat you into a pulp. There is little excuse we can offer. It just is. No sense in denying it really…
We’ve never minded children, its most adults we have a problem with – but that’s another post entirely.
We don’t really know where this immense glee originates. Kids just have that effect on us. And we don’t care how stupid we look. Put your complaint in writing!
We woke up this morning to find this here bottom photo of Zoe Sophie mugging it for the camera like a pro. Incidentally she is ten days old. And we simply couldn’t resist running to our fridge to recover Eugénie’s pic, who is now going into her fourth month, and scan the formally shared top pic – and by formally we mean carrier post for those of you who don’t recall the lost art – so that we could share them both with the masses.
We are simply blown over by how poignant these candid moments come across and only wish we could call on Tommy boy to fuel the jet and be formally introduced to these here lovely future beauty queens, cuz we don’t mind telling you that not even Chanel smells better than a baby! C’est vrai.
Zoe Sophie is not only a total beauty – much like her mother – but she already appears to be loved by the camera, as this here photo of her channeling a younger Linda Evangelista with ease demonstrates. And in true French attribute, Ms. Eugénie looks to be all things coy and playful – just like her maman.
We will start rehearsing them for the runway tout de suite – or as soon as they get their bearings upright!
Our general EU runs are eventful but we daresay that with these two additions a whole new set of fun is on the horizon. We can’t wait to see all of you guys.
I spotted the charismatic three month old on Robertson and couldn’t but stop for a petite visit.
When he looked up at me and smiled I was hooked – hands down! And we didn’t even need to get into the Prop 8 issue!
Although I reckon we will have to keep the paps away from him during his feeding times – he has a slight off center disposition when hunger strikes…
Once the sampling concluded, Nico returned and hobnobbed with his friends and family, before retiring for a late afternoon respid, leaving his guests to feast on a multi course meal.
A close source to the young charmer revealed his imminent departure from the states, as early as Sunday night on an undisclosed trans-Atlantic flight, back to London’s Knotting Hill.
Angel Antonio, aged three weeks, here pictured, was forced to take quite a knocking after his feeding as the adult went looking for such a release. He got a huge one in the end, but poor baby was exhausted when it was all said and done.
One of MTI’s (Milk Traffic Investigators) most wanted, for some three months now, is said to charm and bewitch his victims with an easy yet firm disposition, full rosy cheeks and quiet smile!