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The nation is all up on the Beyonce Super-Bowl half-time show. We marvel at the public’s fascination with it. It was indeed elaborate – for Bey. But aside from the grandiose staging of a Beyonce video montage, we didn’t really see a cause for the OMG response. Yes, she sang live but she sounded winded from the get-go!
Jennifer Hudson, Beyonce ain’t. Read the rest of this entry »
“Meeting Britney Spears is like meeting god!” declared 20-year-old Patrick Ford on X Factor. And with those words Ford manages to make you stop dead in your tracks. You just know this isn’t going to go well or why else would the under-cover Simon Cowell allow him to be featured on the show?
Food for thought…
That gays flock to the Chipmunk sounding Brit-Brit is little news but this here ode to the trailer trash icon by a self-proclaimed number one fan is simply beyond.
We love the “if we win the $5 million” he would have a girlfriend named Britney part. LUV IT.
Not judging, simply stating an opinion y’all.
Ford attempted a rendition of Spears “Circus” track and, lo-and-behold, he manages to sound worse than the aging pop princess on a day without studio help.
We know its hard to fathom.
We were particularly tickled, however, at Brit-Brit’s cringe-ful reaction to the adulation. Really girl? This is your fan base… For sure now she knows 1st hand how her voice has made some of us feel all these years. And your breasts are sagging girl… Time for more support.
Sadly this didn’t turn out to be a vocal version of Shane Mercado. Y’all surely recall him right? He was the dancer who worked Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” choreography in his dorm-room. We’d put a ring on that!
As for Ford… No, sister, that didn’t go as planned – for sure.
It seems everyone and their mother goes down the fragrance branding road. And Beyonce Knowles is now no exception.
Girl has gone and launched a fragrance line called Heat.
Assuredly you have seen the commercial where she covers the iconic song “Fever” to debut the scent. Original that she is…
And where else would she peddle such wares? Macy’s Herald “34th Street Special” Square. Where else?
This “event” would have been monumental – photo wise – were it not for the fact that girl and handlers went and held a private function the night before exclusively shot only by one wire service!
And the bitch wore red, just to add insult to injury.
Here is Beyonce and her horse hair arriving at the “red carpet” Macy’s presentation meet-and-greet (for the price of a purchase).
At least she didn’t wear black!
Beyonce can now add being just like the millions of other kids who come from a broken home to her long list of accomplishments, reports state.
Tina Knowles, mother and co-creator of House of Derelict, began legal proceedings for divorce against her husband Matthew Knowles on November 11th and have now released a statement on the matter.
“The decision to end our marriage is an amicable one. We remain friends, parents, and business partners,” WFAA reports the couple stating to The Associated Press this past Friday. “If anyone is expecting an ugly messy fight, they will be sadly disappointed. We ask for your respect of our privacy as we handle this matter.”
Ain’t that some shit? I especially love the part referencing no “ugly messy fight.” Especially given that this development comes on the tail end of Matt being named the daddy to an unborn baby in a paternity suit by an Alexsandra Wright. Seems like the fact they are divorcing already constitutes a fight of sorts…
Me thinks this is already ugly and messy – if not, wait for it, cuz for sure this isn’t the only one! More like one too-to many…
Girl was truly gagging! It was almost as if she was going down on Jay Z’s meat…
“Obsessed” debuted at number 1, while twink-a-licious Zac Efron’s “17 Again” slipped to 2nd place and Channing Tatum’s “Fighting” entered in 3rd.
I know Beyonce wont hold the premiere slot next weekend! But I presently have to eat my own words as I thought the theater going public would see the flick for what it is…
How wrong I am…! Lord help us. She will next be looking to star in a remake of some Shakespeare.
From her off the shoulder white mini dress and black strappy stilettos, cascading chandelier earrings – holding a hot pink handbag – she gave just the right dose of sassy, flirty, I’ll-take-your-man, but with a genuine smile.
Girl made sure everyone knew the poster for the film wasn’t doctored, much…
Horse headed Beyonce, on the other hand, arrived in what was meant to be basic black. But what was assuredly one of her mothers’ House of Derelict corset styled fashion numbers. (Don’t even think of asking me for a pic!)
Ever since her parents made that comment about her being the next Diana Ross, I have thought her and her clan to be a bit pretentious.
Girl, you are no Ms. Ross!
And she gets no points for her next film from me! “Obsessed” looks like nothing more than a “Fatal Attraction” crossed with “Enough” to me.
And Ms. Thing, you are no Glenn Close, either!