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Beyonce: House of Mirrors Super Bowl Show
Posted by Native NYker in beyonce, beyonce knowles, celebrities, entertainment, half time show, jay z, super bowl on February 4, 2013
Beyonce gets a hug from hubby Jay Z post half-time Super Bowl show (image via Instagram.)
The nation is all up on the Beyonce Super-Bowl half-time show. We marvel at the public’s fascination with it. It was indeed elaborate – for Bey. But aside from the grandiose staging of a Beyonce video montage, we didn’t really see a cause for the OMG response. Yes, she sang live but she sounded winded from the get-go!
Jennifer Hudson, Beyonce ain’t. Read the rest of this entry »
Patrick Ford: X Factor Cringe Factor
Posted by Native NYker in beyonce, beyonce knowles, britney, britney spears, shane mercado, simon cowell, x factor on September 15, 2012
Patrick Ford, 20, manages to make gays the world over cringe with his rendition of the Britney Spears cover of Circus on X Factor.
“Meeting Britney Spears is like meeting god!” declared 20-year-old Patrick Ford on X Factor. And with those words Ford manages to make you stop dead in your tracks. You just know this isn’t going to go well or why else would the under-cover Simon Cowell allow him to be featured on the show?
Food for thought…
That gays flock to the Chipmunk sounding Brit-Brit is little news but this here ode to the trailer trash icon by a self-proclaimed number one fan is simply beyond.
We love the “if we win the $5 million” he would have a girlfriend named Britney part. LUV IT.
Not judging, simply stating an opinion y’all.
Ford attempted a rendition of Spears “Circus” track and, lo-and-behold, he manages to sound worse than the aging pop princess on a day without studio help.
We know its hard to fathom.
We were particularly tickled, however, at Brit-Brit’s cringe-ful reaction to the adulation. Really girl? This is your fan base… For sure now she knows 1st hand how her voice has made some of us feel all these years. And your breasts are sagging girl… Time for more support.
Sadly this didn’t turn out to be a vocal version of Shane Mercado. Y’all surely recall him right? He was the dancer who worked Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” choreography in his dorm-room. We’d put a ring on that!
As for Ford… No, sister, that didn’t go as planned – for sure.
Beyonce: Heat Macys Launch
Posted by Native NYker in beyonce, beyonce knowles, fragrance launch, macy's on February 5, 2010
Beyonce Launches Her New Fragrance "Heat" at Macy's Herald Square
It seems everyone and their mother goes down the fragrance branding road. And Beyonce Knowles is now no exception.
Girl has gone and launched a fragrance line called Heat.
Assuredly you have seen the commercial where she covers the iconic song “Fever” to debut the scent. Original that she is…
And where else would she peddle such wares? Macy’s Herald “34th Street Special” Square. Where else?
This “event” would have been monumental – photo wise – were it not for the fact that girl and handlers went and held a private function the night before exclusively shot only by one wire service!
And the bitch wore red, just to add insult to injury.
Here is Beyonce and her horse hair arriving at the “red carpet” Macy’s presentation meet-and-greet (for the price of a purchase).
At least she didn’t wear black!
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Posted by Native NYker in ben affleck, beyonce, beyonce knowles on February 1, 2010
NYC has been cold enough to cause delusions of Armageddon and I’m not exactly of sound mind… Sequestered in my humble abode, I am trying to ride out the arctic temps while on my knees praying for a warm spell. (Yes, it’s that dire!)
But I keep on with trying to bring you something to entertain yourselves with…
JustJared: Beyonce wins 6 Grammy Awards. (I watched her performance and couldn’t think of a positive thing to say. At least she tries – but no GaGa is she!)
BBC: Actor Rip Torn (cousin of Sissy Spacek) ties on a few too-too many and breaks into a Conn Bank while armed! (WTF? Is this a reflection of where the American upper-middle class are at as a cause of the recession?)
DListed: Reviews Queen Elton and Lady GaGa at the Grammy’s. (A bit harsh but some good as points made from memory.)
CelebSlam: Eyewitness spots Ben Affleck falling off the wagon at Sundance party. (It can’t be easy to watch your career go down the tubes so slowly but consistently…)
HitDanBack: Etta James hospitalized for a sever UTI! (Poor girl can’t catch a break! We send out deepest wishes for a speedy recovery.)
Beyonce: Parents Split
Posted by Native NYker in beyonce, beyonce knowles, divorce, house of derelict, house of dereon on December 20, 2009
Beyonce at the 09 MTV VMA Awards
Beyonce can now add being just like the millions of other kids who come from a broken home to her long list of accomplishments, reports state.
Tina Knowles, mother and co-creator of House of Derelict, began legal proceedings for divorce against her husband Matthew Knowles on November 11th and have now released a statement on the matter.
“The decision to end our marriage is an amicable one. We remain friends, parents, and business partners,” WFAA reports the couple stating to The Associated Press this past Friday. “If anyone is expecting an ugly messy fight, they will be sadly disappointed. We ask for your respect of our privacy as we handle this matter.”
Ain’t that some shit? I especially love the part referencing no “ugly messy fight.” Especially given that this development comes on the tail end of Matt being named the daddy to an unborn baby in a paternity suit by an Alexsandra Wright. Seems like the fact they are divorcing already constitutes a fight of sorts…
Me thinks this is already ugly and messy – if not, wait for it, cuz for sure this isn’t the only one! More like one too-to many…
09 MTV VMA: Beyonce
Posted by Native NYker in annual, beyonce, beyonce knowles, kanye west, mtv vma, red carpet arrivals, taylor swift, video music awards on September 14, 2009
Well its fucking official! I am back at work.
Girl was truly gagging! It was almost as if she was going down on Jay Z’s meat…
Angelic Angelina: Forbes Tops Woman
Posted by Native NYker in angelina jolie, beyonce, brad pitt, forbes magazine, madonna, salt set on June 4, 2009
Angelic Angelina has topped Forbes magazine’s most powerful celebrity!
Forbes Top Five:
Angelina Jolie
Oprah Winfrey
Madonna
Beyonce
Tiger Woods
Beyonce Tops Tix Sales
Posted by Native NYker in beyonce, beyonce knowles, channing tatum, shakespeare, weekend box office, zac efron on April 27, 2009
The stalker thriller pseudo rip-off of “Fatal Attraction” starring horse-headed Beyonce, here pictured at The Letterman Show recently, topped box-office tix sales this weekend with $28 million.
“Obsessed” debuted at number 1, while twink-a-licious Zac Efron’s “17 Again” slipped to 2nd place and Channing Tatum’s “Fighting” entered in 3rd.
I know Beyonce wont hold the premiere slot next weekend! But I presently have to eat my own words as I thought the theater going public would see the flick for what it is…
How wrong I am…! Lord help us. She will next be looking to star in a remake of some Shakespeare.
Ali Larter: Obsessed
Posted by Native NYker in ali larter, beyonce, beyonce knowles, house of derelict, house of dereon, obsessed premiere, the cinema society on April 24, 2009
Ali Larter arrived to last nights’ “Obsessed” premiere, presented by The Cinema Society and MCM, and promptly ran away with the coveted best dressed prize.
From her off the shoulder white mini dress and black strappy stilettos, cascading chandelier earrings – holding a hot pink handbag – she gave just the right dose of sassy, flirty, I’ll-take-your-man, but with a genuine smile.
Girl made sure everyone knew the poster for the film wasn’t doctored, much…
Horse headed Beyonce, on the other hand, arrived in what was meant to be basic black. But what was assuredly one of her mothers’ House of Derelict corset styled fashion numbers. (Don’t even think of asking me for a pic!)
Beyonce at Letterman
Posted by Native NYker in beyonce, beyonce knowles, enough, fatal attraction, glenn close, letterman show, upcoming movies on April 23, 2009
I am NO fan of horse-headed Beyonce Knowles! I think I have made that abundantly clear in my postings of her…
Ever since her parents made that comment about her being the next Diana Ross, I have thought her and her clan to be a bit pretentious.
Girl, you are no Ms. Ross!
And she gets no points for her next film from me! “Obsessed” looks like nothing more than a “Fatal Attraction” crossed with “Enough” to me.
And Ms. Thing, you are no Glenn Close, either!
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