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“Meeting Britney Spears is like meeting god!” declared 20-year-old Patrick Ford on X Factor. And with those words Ford manages to make you stop dead in your tracks. You just know this isn’t going to go well or why else would the under-cover Simon Cowell allow him to be featured on the show?
Food for thought…
That gays flock to the Chipmunk sounding Brit-Brit is little news but this here ode to the trailer trash icon by a self-proclaimed number one fan is simply beyond.
We love the “if we win the $5 million” he would have a girlfriend named Britney part. LUV IT.
Not judging, simply stating an opinion y’all.
Ford attempted a rendition of Spears “Circus” track and, lo-and-behold, he manages to sound worse than the aging pop princess on a day without studio help.
We know its hard to fathom.
We were particularly tickled, however, at Brit-Brit’s cringe-ful reaction to the adulation. Really girl? This is your fan base… For sure now she knows 1st hand how her voice has made some of us feel all these years. And your breasts are sagging girl… Time for more support.
Sadly this didn’t turn out to be a vocal version of Shane Mercado. Y’all surely recall him right? He was the dancer who worked Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” choreography in his dorm-room. We’d put a ring on that!
As for Ford… No, sister, that didn’t go as planned – for sure.
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Now, I will admit and say that elements of her venue seemed a bit reminiscent of stage set-ups of concerts’ past – like Britney and Madonna. But what distinguished her from these two were her vocals.
From belting out her own musical numbers – wrapping up with “Get the Party Started” – to working borrowed numbers from Queen to Gnarles Barkley to Divinyls’ “I Touch Myself” catalog, her voice rang perfectly.
Can’t say that for Brit-Brit or Madge!
While all the other child star couterparts of her generation are falling apart, Duff is busy moving on with her career.
She should write that shit down for Lindsay and Britney!
The film also stars Chevy Chase and everyones favorite hobbit – Sean Astin.
I for one loved her casual chic ensemble with the hint of sun kissed skin. The clutch is amazing!
The class that makes Britney Spears reared its ugly side during the kick off performance in Florida recently. Britney is heard off stage declaring that her “pussy is hanging out!”
Apparently, having popped out two kids and giving out countless rides on that beat up piece of hers has left it loose.
What I don’t understand is, for someone who lip-syncs, why the techs opened her mic at all?
Perhaps all the deficit talk is just a scare tactic being used to justify raising taxes and the looming MTA fare hikes and bridge tolls…
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Photoshop, you fatty! Perhaps that diet of yours is truly affecting your judgment. Eat bitch, eat! Seriously! But I digress…
For a scanned copy of the interview – cuz you’d be a dumbass to pay for a copy of this crap – head over to BackSeatCuddler.
Pay attention to the audiences response at the end of the vid. Classic!