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Patrick Ford: X Factor Cringe Factor
Posted by Native NYker in beyonce, beyonce knowles, britney, britney spears, shane mercado, simon cowell, x factor on September 15, 2012
Patrick Ford, 20, manages to make gays the world over cringe with his rendition of the Britney Spears cover of Circus on X Factor.
“Meeting Britney Spears is like meeting god!” declared 20-year-old Patrick Ford on X Factor. And with those words Ford manages to make you stop dead in your tracks. You just know this isn’t going to go well or why else would the under-cover Simon Cowell allow him to be featured on the show?
Food for thought…
That gays flock to the Chipmunk sounding Brit-Brit is little news but this here ode to the trailer trash icon by a self-proclaimed number one fan is simply beyond.
We love the “if we win the $5 million” he would have a girlfriend named Britney part. LUV IT.
Not judging, simply stating an opinion y’all.
Ford attempted a rendition of Spears “Circus” track and, lo-and-behold, he manages to sound worse than the aging pop princess on a day without studio help.
We know its hard to fathom.
We were particularly tickled, however, at Brit-Brit’s cringe-ful reaction to the adulation. Really girl? This is your fan base… For sure now she knows 1st hand how her voice has made some of us feel all these years. And your breasts are sagging girl… Time for more support.
Sadly this didn’t turn out to be a vocal version of Shane Mercado. Y’all surely recall him right? He was the dancer who worked Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” choreography in his dorm-room. We’d put a ring on that!
As for Ford… No, sister, that didn’t go as planned – for sure.
RTnM Hotlinks
Posted by Native NYker in britney spears, colin farrell, glee, hilary duff, hotlinks, jesus luz, paris hilton on February 25, 2010
Paris HIlton - Here Seen at The Letterman Show, Making News as She Flashes Privates - Again!
It’s another snow storm for Gotham! Damn. Let me just say that we (yes, we!) are not enjoying this especially when work is on the schedule. Add trans-Atlantic friends visiting and we are set to pull our grey hairs out (haven’t had time for Revlon…) in clumps!
So while we are having ourselves a mid-winter crisis, please enjoy these round-the-way links to some notable bits of intel. And as always, we will throw in some two cents….
LA Rag Mag: Ponders re-screening their copy of Colin Farrell’s now infamous sex-tape as they review pics from a magazing shoot with a fifties theme. (I won’t RSVP to that as I have my own copy of that glorious performance and prefer to do so in private!)
HitDanBack: Sony/Epic fires Jennifer Lopez! (I wonder if it had anything to do with her fall on that award show some months back…)
OMG Blog: Hilary Duff puts a ring on that finger and appears to give thanks to her intended on her knees! (Nothing shocking about that, shit I’d drop down to mine for anything over a carat!)
Dlisted: Joan Rivers finds Victoria Beckham vulgar! (There is something delicious about someone who has made their career on the cuspid of vulgarity pointing the finger – nothing like knowing it first hand to give you the hands up on what you speak…)
TMZ: Brings us a video of Whitney from down under. (Poor Whitney, poor, poor whitney.)
JustJared: Jesus Luz basks on the beaches of Brazil. (What he is wearing is what happens when you introduce an American culture to an otherwise uninhibited setting! He is much more attractive when wearing less!)
The Superficial: Paris Hilton flashes her vagina yet again! (Seen it once and still tryin to recover….)
CelebSlam: Britney Spears without the airbrushing out and about…. (You will need a pill to get thru this…)
Popbytes: featuring a re-edit GaGa-Glee video! (It’s a perfect blend!)
Pink: Mackie Marvelous
Posted by Native NYker in bob mackie, britney, britney spears, madison square garden, madonna, msg, pink concert on October 6, 2009
Pink worked the Bob Mackie costumes during her MSG sold out concert last night! And she did it in a pair of stilettos. Work it out, girl!Now, I will admit and say that elements of her venue seemed a bit reminiscent of stage set-ups of concerts’ past – like Britney and Madonna. But what distinguished her from these two were her vocals.
From belting out her own musical numbers – wrapping up with “Get the Party Started” – to working borrowed numbers from Queen to Gnarles Barkley to Divinyls’ “I Touch Myself” catalog, her voice rang perfectly.
Can’t say that for Brit-Brit or Madge!
Hilary Duff: Stays Cool
Posted by Native NYker in bmcc, britney spears, hilary duff, lindsay lohan, stay cool premiere, tff, tribeca film festival on April 25, 2009
Over at the Tribeca Film Festival’s “Stay Cool” premiere, held at the BMCC PAC Center, Hilary Duff proved to be doing just that.
While all the other child star couterparts of her generation are falling apart, Duff is busy moving on with her career.
She should write that shit down for Lindsay and Britney!
The film also stars Chevy Chase and everyones favorite hobbit – Sean Astin.
I for one loved her casual chic ensemble with the hint of sun kissed skin. The clutch is amazing!
Britney’s Puss Hangs Out
Posted by Native NYker in britney, britney spears, circus tour, concert, florida on March 12, 2009
The class that makes Britney Spears reared its ugly side during the kick off performance in Florida recently. Britney is heard off stage declaring that her “pussy is hanging out!”
Apparently, having popped out two kids and giving out countless rides on that beat up piece of hers has left it loose.
What I don’t understand is, for someone who lip-syncs, why the techs opened her mic at all?
The Brit Marathon
Posted by Native NYker in britney, britney spears, mta, nypd, popwreck, tenjune on December 4, 2008
Perhaps all the deficit talk is just a scare tactic being used to justify raising taxes and the looming MTA fare hikes and bridge tolls…
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Britney Party Flops!
Posted by Native NYker in birthday party, britney, britney spears, popwreck, tenjune on December 3, 2008
The “Circus” that makes up Britney Spears played to a virtually empty celebrity house last night at her “official” 27th birthday celebration at uber-trendy club TenJune.
Britney on Glamour 09
Posted by Native NYker in britney, britney spears, circus cd, glamour magazine, magazine interview, popwreck, upcoming CD on November 30, 2008
Glamour magazine launches its premiere 09 issue with pop-wreck Britney Spears on its cover. A cover that one famed blogger queen dares declare to “look amazing.”
Photoshop, you fatty! Perhaps that diet of yours is truly affecting your judgment. Eat bitch, eat! Seriously! But I digress…
For a scanned copy of the interview – cuz you’d be a dumbass to pay for a copy of this crap – head over to BackSeatCuddler.
Revisiting Crash N Burn Britney
Posted by Native NYker in bambi awards, britney, britney spears, german tv, popwreck on November 28, 2008
I saw a posting on BATB announcing Britney Spears’ performance at the EU Bambi Awards and I couldn’t resist.
Pay attention to the audiences response at the end of the vid. Classic!
Britney Gets Coffee
Posted by Native NYker in britney, britney spears, popwreck, starbucks, x17 on November 22, 2008
Bitch may be on meds but she is a camera whore through and through!
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