“Space issues,” was the official refusal, although they had enough space to stage a Cirque du Soleil tent. Fuckers!

All in all, I got some kick ass material, no thanks to the girth and annoyance of aforementioned “fans.”

Diaz will be reprising her role in yet another “Charlie’s Angel” flick soon.

Although I am a fan of the franchise, much like the sideline I occupied at this awards show, I remain on the fence on her being the stand-in for a Farrah Fawcett originated role. She isn’t even a real blond! At least she is sporty…