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A happiest of birthday to new mom Charlize Theron. The South African beauty and OSCAR winner turns 37 years-old today and, with her newly adopted son Jackson, she finds her way onto the MILF category listings for the first time. Congrats on both counts girl!
Now we mention the MILF as their are those in the hetero world who are into that sort of thing. We don’t personally subscribe but we ain’t going to say there is anything wrong with it.
Theron makes for pushing 40 look easy. But when your body is your vessel I reckon it behooves you to keep it polished. We understand the need plenty and only wish we were part of the privileged few who didn’t have to cow-tail it to The Man and spend our days having lunch meetings and working it with our trainer.
Les we digress…
Happy Birthday bella! And many more!
Beauty queen Charlize Theron is heading into the award season with what looks like a sure thing. The little film titled “Young Adult,” produced and written by OSCAR winner Diablo Cody and costarring Patrick Wilson, which held its world premiere last night at the Ziegfeld Theater, will assuredly get the attention of the academy and resonate with the public at large.
Why you ask? Diablo Cody, for one. Theron is herself an OSCAR winner, for two.
The film involves a one time Prom Queen turned writer (Theron) who returns to her hometown to reclaim her now married HS sweetheart after the fall of her own marriage. And who the hell can’t relate to that type of story line?
We still sigh when we think of a certain lad named Tommy. Lord if we didn’t spend endless algebra classes pinning away for a taste while staring at the nape of his neck.
We envisioned ourselves doing all types of unscholarly, woody inflicting acts with him.
But moving on…
Theron, being the fashion Dior fragrance spokeswoman that she is, wowed the crowd in a reddish sleeveless cocktail dress. But it’s the strappy shoes that did us in. They encase her well formed arches perfectly. And those stems could blind a cyclops for being distracted.
Yes, Ms. Thing raced down the carpet, but she did so fabulously!
Diablo Cody, on the other hand, looked as frumpy as an ex-stripper turned Hollywood darling should not be allowed! WTF?
If this is in rebellion to having to wear the stripper shoes for all those years that every wanna-be trendy bitch, present day, is wearing, made famous, and copied the world over, by Louboutin French shoe designer, we don’t think it should continue!
Wait for it, Wait for it…
And who the fuck told you that those granny stockings were acceptable to wear anywhere? It hurt our eyes, girl! And would it kill you to shed a few pudgy lbs while you are at it???
We expect more from an ex-stripper with such an abundance of talent!
Work on that…
Other notable attendees: Elizabeth Reaser, Collette Wolfe, Richard Bekins, Louisa Krause, Brian McElhaney, Nick Kocher, director Jason Reitman, Ben Rappaport, Henry Juice, Maggie Betts, John Forest and model Mini Anden.
Get set for not one Snow White flicks, coming to the big screen, but two. Lily Collins (Abduction) will go up against Kristen Stewart (Twilight) in the battle of the fair maidens brought to life come 2012. The winner, in our book, is already determined given that one of them has Armie Hammer as her Prince Charming and Julia Roberts as the Evil Queen. (Yes, we know it’s biased! Sue us.)
We are fully aware that Charlize Theron dons the Evil Queen in Stewart’s Huntsman flick – no doubt something to behold – but what can we say, we are die hard Roberts fans.
Truth be told we don’t fully see how to purchase Stewart as Snow White. Even if hotness Chris Hemsworth (Thor) is in the role of one of the Huntsman. And who the hell is Sam Claflin to play the Prince? Is that a ploy to focus on Stewart as a LEADING lady minus Robert Pattinson?
That role should have gone to Hemsworth, no?
But back to Stewart… We find her to be deadpan in her on-screen delivery and, shall we say, alternative in appearance – more believable if they changed the storyline and bedded a same-sex love interest rather than the a Prince on a white horse.
We ain’t judging, simply making an observation.
We have previously repeated our position on the whole Disney Prince Charming syndrome most of us are exposed to growing up. Not altogether a positive contribution to being well-adjusted really…
There are fundamental problems with the whole bullshit message of ‘someday your prince charming will come along’ message. We will damned waiting on that fucking white horse.
But less we digress…
Collins’ Snow White to Armie Hammer’s Prince simply makes sense, is all. And the opportunity of experiencing Roberts as the evil queen – well it’s inspired.
“She’s playing evil in a way that I don’t think people are going to expect. Everyone loves that Julia smile and laugh and she maintains that, but in such this creepy eerie way that you don’t know if you love her or hate her,” Collins reveals.
“Julia gets to be quite horrible to me. There’s a scene where she pulls my hair and she pulled it so hard that some of it came out!”
How can we possibly pass on that moment?
HTC – the cellphone makers perpetually attempting to compete against the Apple genius of IPhones – scheduled a culinary fete at the Highline Stages in NYC a few nights ago touted to be a “product launch event.” The guest lists screamed A-LIST with the likes of Charlize Theron, Leighton Meester, Hugh Dancy and rising star Elizabeth Olsen along with Gossip Girl hottie Penn Badgley and lesser red carpet staples Rashida Jones and Charlotte Ronson. Certainly a not to miss venue – on paper.
The talent arrival commenced with the lesser known Olsen sister clad in a creme colored mumu. Girl stepped onto the entrance way and promptly picked up stride and sprinted off the carpet leaving a press line wondering what was going on…? ’Perhaps she had to pee,’ offered one pap. ‘She’ll be back’ quipped another.
No she wouldn’t be!
This very same action repeated with the arrival of Hugh Dancy who, hands in his pockets and head bowed down, made like he had just shoplifted one of the new phones being launched and was attempting an inconspicuous get-a-way cept for he was just entering.
And the crowd, noticing a theme, Booooed!
This did not go over well with the event organizer who raced over and proceeded to drop a total of three F-bombs on the photog line.
“Don’t you fucking booo my guest,” she yelled out. Two more followed but you get the general tone of what they were like…
The PR then made a huge effort to “Serve Up” the chefs participating in the theme along with D-list types like Max Winkler, Jodie & Danielle Snyder, Cary Levine and Paul Iacono. If you are asking yourselves ‘who?’ we share in your sentiment.
Cameras down, a slew of them did.
The evening climaxed with the arrival and photo-ops of Penn Badgley, Rashida Jones, Charlotte Ronson and Book of Mormons TONY winner Nikki M. James. Hot Chocolate Mathew Thomas was a personal favorite for us. Brother was ripe!
And then came word that Ms. Meester would be delayed an “maybe an hour,” and Theron was a “we don’t know.”
Well, need we point out that a few packed up and vacated promptly.
Final word on Theron and Meester is that they arrived few minutes shy of the witching hour and breezed through the entrance forcing the die-hard crew to machine gun they shortened step-and-repeat.
Event worth the time invested? Not in a hells chance less you were working all access. We do hear the likes of Jonah Hill and Jeffrey Wright also making an improptu appearance at the posh set-up.
Clad in a basic black lace cocktail dress and some strappy stilettos, she pulled off pure radiance.
Say what one can about Theron, (and I could a few things,) girl can work some glamour.
I just couldn’t let the event come and go and not put this pic to use. Those shoes rocked!